Normally, if somebody shoots in your direction and it hits you in the love handle you'd wan to lose weight so there would be less of a target. Not this woman. She lived, and now says she will never lose weight because her muffin top saved her life. She wants to be as big as she can so she can stop bullets. Does she realize that that bullet would have missed her if there was no love handle hanging out for it to hit. Better not to be shot I think.