Word of the Day: Pneu-mo-no-ultra-microscopic-silico-volcano-coniosis
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (noun) /NOO muh no ul tra mi cro scop ic SIL uh koh vol KAY no koh nee OH siss/ - the longest word in the English language. It's the disease you get from inhaling silica dust.
Example: Just got back from the doctor. Man, I really thought I had pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis . . . turns out it's only a cold. Again.