Don't you just hate people who talk during a movie on their cell phones? If you're like me, you throw a "shush" their way. This moviegoer went ahead and shushed an inconsiderate cell phone during a showing of Shutter Island and ended up getting stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer. Why on earth did somebody bring a meat thermometer to a movie? Who knows... but here's a further reason it would be nice to be packing a concealed handgun to deal with loud mouth psychos like this.