At the Nudie Bar
 
At the nudie bar
where you can look at a thigh
and blacken an eye
at the nudie bar
 
at the nudie bar
where they show you their butt
and their trap stays shut
at the nudie bar
 
at the nudie bar
where you can`t touch a breast
but you can cave in a chest
at the nudie bar
 
at the nudie bar
where the girlies dance
in their underpants
at the nudie bar
 
at the nudie bar
where the music stinks
and they water the drinks
the nudie bar
 
at the nudie bar
where the beer gives you gas
but the bundy`s KICK ASS
the nudie bar
 
at the nudie bar
where Christmas is nice
And lap dances are half price
at the nudie bar
 
at the nudie bar
where you drink down the shooters
and unwrap the hooters
at the nudie bar
 
at the nudie bar
where egg nog`s are plenty
and the girls are all 20
at the nudie bar
 
at the nudie bar
where there`s a cop at the door
and a Kennedy on the floor
at the nudie bar