10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 AND nobody gets hurt.

9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road AND nobody gets hurt.

8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman is...

1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.

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