Sexiest Town: Austin, TX
Based on birth rate, sale of sex toys and condoms, and STDs, the dirtiest place to be is deep in the heart of Texas. Everything is big there, even the chlamydia!

Sexiest College: Louisiana State University, LA
Take a road trip down to Baton Rouge, where football is king, gumbo abounds, and the student bodies are magna cum hotties.

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