Banners flown over the Master's event totes the quirqy question;

 "TIGER: DID YOU MEAN BOOTYISM?"

You had to know someone was going to be a WISE-ASS and try to steal the spotlight when TIGER WOODS teed off at the Masters yesterday.

An unknown prankster doled out the dough for these planes to fly over Augusta trailing banners with two WISE-ASS messages.  The other one is something we all might agree with...

 "SEX ADDICT?  YEAH.  RIGHT.  SURE.  ME TOO!"

Yeah Tiger, who isn't?  But as far as drug-fueld hooker orgies go, maybe not so much.