--29-year-old Lauren Odes of Hoboken, New Jersey, says that's not what happened to her.

--In April, she worked at a lingerie store called Native Intimates in New York City for ONE WEEK.  And she says she was FIRED for being too hot and large-breasted.

--Lauren was placed at Native Intimates by a temp agency to do data entry and coordinate shipments.  Her supervisors immediately told her she was TOO HOT and said she should TAPE DOWN her breasts.

--Lauren says on her last day, she wore a form-fitting black dress and they told her she either needed to go buy a new outfit . . . or wear a ROBE.  She left to get another outfit . . . and while she was out they called and fired her.

--Now, Lauren has filed a complaint against Native Intimates with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.  Naturally, her lawyer is GLORIA ALLRED.

--Native Intimates is owned by ORTHODOX JEWS . . . Allred says Lauren's bosses told her the owners would object to what she was wearing.

--Which WOULD make sense, because Orthodox Jews believe in modesty . . . only they own a LINGERIE STORE.  So it would SEEM on the surface they're trying to have it both ways.

--At a press conference yesterday, a reporter asked Allred for Lauren's exact bra size.  Allred replied, quote, "that's not relevant."

--Native Intimates declined to comment. 

(New York Post)