Two New Ways for Americans to Get Chubby are Coming
Now that we've conceded that everyone in America is deliciously chubby and it's not going to change, we can relax . . . and start getting down to the business of eating. Here are two new inventions to help.
--Pizza Vending Machines. A European company called A1 Concepts has announced plans to start setting up PIZZA VENDING MACHINES in the U.S. They've been a huge hit in Europe, and will be here before the end of the year.
--They're called "Let's Pizza" machines, and they cook you a fresh pizza in just two-and-a-half minutes. The average price will be a reasonable $6 for a 10-and-a-half-inch pizza.
--Burger King's Bacon Sundaes. Starting tomorrow, Burger King will be offering BACON SUNDAES nationwide.
--They feature vanilla ice cream covered in hot fudge, caramel, and bacon crumbs. A full stick of bacon also sticks out. They check in at 510 calories and are only going to be available for the summer.
