--45-year-old Shelly Lewis and 43-year-old Alicia Binford of O'Fallon, Missouri are two attractive, RANDY women.  They both have blonde hair out of a bottle and a special place in my heart.

--On Monday, they were at the Woodlands Golf Course, which is a public course in Alton, Illinois.  Police aren't sure if they were golfing or just hanging out with some male golfers.  What they ARE sure of?  Shelly and Alicia were FLASHING THEIR BREASTS.

--For some reason, other golfers complained.  The cops came, and both women were arrested for misdemeanor public indecency.

--In their mugshots, both women certainly LOOK ready for a good time.  Shelly is wearing a very small tank top and Alicia appears to actually be TOPLESS.  She's not . . . she's wearing a top . . . you just can't see it in the mugshot.

(Riverfront Times)