You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the world while you were porkin’ away.

You are really a piece of work!  You are the most hated asshole cheater on the planet!  

How can you live with yourself!

I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of crap that you are:

Thanks for taking the heat off of me. Let’s do lunch.

 ~Tiger