A man in Miami was charged with video voyeurism after police say he secretly recorded Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant contestants disrobing.

They said evidence against the 31-year-old, who was in the models’ changing room as part of an entourage with Waterbabies Bikini, was ironclad: he recorded himself hiding his camera and admitted to the crime.

“Man to man, I did it because I’ve never had a girlfriend," he told police. 

The good news is he'll probably get a girlfriend in jail.