Buttocks tasing and blood spitting are two key ingredients to an intriguing story. A truly wild mugshot doesn't hurt either.

Police in Florida arrested Kelsey Smith, 29, last Tuesday after the suspect endured multiple tasings during a struggle with law enforcement, according to an arrest report obtained by The Huffington Post.

Smith was spotted by a Volusia County sheriff's deputy in Deltona, Fla. after he allegedly parked in the middle of an intersection.

The suspect's eyes "were glassy and bloodshot, and his speech was very slurred," the report said. The deputy also wrote that "the smell commonly associated with the consumption of alcohol was emanating from within the vehicle and from Smith's person."