Toymakers, just as sick and preverted as the rest of us...
Mr. Bucket:It's a bucket with a face on its side, including a hole for the mouth.The idea is to put BALLS in Mr. Bucket's top, which then pop out his mouth.
Innocent enough, until you hear the jingle:"I'm Mr. Bucket, toss your balls in my top . .
Balzac:According to the ad, Balzac is a "balloon-ball," whatever that means.But really, the best part is that it's called Balzac.And as the commercial informs you, "You can punch it, you can crunch it, you can kick it . . . Balzac!"
Rad Repeatin' Tarzan:This is a Tarzan action figure that bellows, and appears to vigorously molest himself when you press a button on his back.
Rafiki and Simba figurine:This is a figurine of Simba, the main character from "The Lion King", and Rafiki, his wise baboon advisor.Rafiki is holding Simba from behind, and when you push a button he appears to be sodomizing him.
