5AM (1):

-         It’s the beginning of December, yet scores of lists are being released featuring the ‘top’ things of 2014. The month isn’t even over yet!

-         Brian Williams’ daughter will be acting in the live version of Peter Pan tonight. How much did nepotism play a part in her getting the role?

-         The Republicans are already breaking their campaign promises. Of course, no one is surprised…

5AM (2):

-         Are the New York cops a little overzealous when it comes to reprimanding criminals?

-         Here’s an inconvenient truth: Last year, 3 times as many white people were killed by cops than black people.

-         Chicago is undergoing the coldest winter season in 110 years.

6AM (1):

-         NASA’s Orion spacecraft will be launching this morning. Ultimately the rocket will be used to spearhead the world’s first manned mission to Mars.

-         Obama has done everything he can to get NASA out of Texas.

-         The reason that Mary Landrieu looks the way she does is because of her premium membership in the bacon-wrapped shrimp club.

6AM (2):

-         The fact that 3 times as many white people get killed by cops than black people is not a legitimate story in the media. It would be racially insensitive.

-         When it comes to dealing with the cops, it’s best to comply and argue your case in court later.

-         If Producer Ken went out to interview a group of elementary school kids, would they know anything about slavery?

6AM (3):

-         Parody: If depression plagues you this holiday season, ask your doctor about marijuana.

-         Christopher Walken will be playing the role of Captain Hook in tonight’s live version of Peter Pan.

-         If you saw Christopher Walken doing it with your wife would that make you jump off a boat? Perhaps that’s what happened to Natalie Wood.

-         Why are so many victims coming out of the woodwork 40 years later and claiming that Bill Cosby raped them?

6AM (4):

-          Tragedy in India!

-          Calls

-          The Obama’s give nothing to charity. But of course you should give generously.  

7AM (1)

-         Remember Winston? He was the black employee of a listener that decided to quit because of the ‘racist’ nature of the show.

-         Lists of the ‘top’ issues and songs of 2014 are being put out left and right.

-         Why is it that so many people believe that getting frees tuff is a Constitutional right?

-         Calls

-         HISD is demanding the resignation of Angela Box on racist allegations.

7AM (2):

-         NASA’s Orion launch has been temporarily postponed due to wind.

-         On the top of kids’ holiday wish list is a remote control buffalo. Where would you even get something like that?

-         Half of the problems that kids have these days is because of the4 fact that none of them have respectable parents.

7AM (3):

-          Guest: Officer Michael – Law enforcement expert

7AM (4):

-         The Cleveland Browns have announced that Johnny Manzeil will not be the starting QB on Sunday.

-         If you could have just one kind of food for the rest of your life, what would it be? John would choose anything grilled on a hibachi.

8AM (1):

-         What differences exist between the interactions of white people versus black people with cops?

-         Today in history

8AM (2):

-         Voicemails – “I don’t know if you’ve heard…”

-         Calls

8AM (3):

-         If you’re not from Chicago, can you still be a Bears fan?

-         It wouldn’t take a sane person much time to correct most of the issues in Chicago.

-         A girl that lets you sleep all day and will get you a hot fast food breakfast is wife material.

8AM (4):

-         Great news: If you got a flu shot this season, the shot is completely useless, as the virus has “drifted” according to medical professionals.

-         Producer Ken might be one of the top beer milers in the world!

-         Calls

-         We’re just three weeks away from Christmas. Have you even started your holiday shopping?

9AM (1):

-         Parody: Morgan Freeman gives out some sage advice to holiday shoppers.

-         Celebrity birthdays

-         Game show hosts seem to have an indefinite lifespan.

-         This day in history

-         The Cowboys control their own fate tonight in Thursday night football.

9AM (2):

-         Audio: Mayor Cravens of Opelousas urge liberal voters to vote twice.

-         Politicians that feel that they’re entitled should be forced to get real jobs.

-         Would Jesus know how to drive if he were resurrected?

-         How long before we can text with our steering wheels?

9AM (3):

-         Obama needs to take advice from Putin... You don’t see anybody blowing up Russian property. Barack needs to step up and tell terrorists that if they blow up anything on US soil, we’ll retaliate 10 fold.

-         Some terrorists are seeking to strap bomb vests to carrier pigeons and use them as deadly weapons.

9AM (4):

-          Don’t fight a man with a fake leg; he may just take it off and beat you down with it.

-          If we eliminated women drivers, would we be able to do away with traffic reports?

 

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