5AM (1):

-         If the Republican Party keeps conceding to the Democrats, they may end up going the way of the Whig party and be on their way out.

-         Diane Feinstein wants to teach the CIA a lesson. In the meantime, we all rely on the CIA to keep us all safe.

5AM (2):

-         Cam Newton’s pickup truck crashed and flipped yesterday in North Carolina. The crash left him with two fractures in his spine. Depending on the extent of the injuries, he might not be able to play this weekend.

6AM (1):

-         Are you the kind of person that’s OK with the way that things are going in the country?

-         Russell Simmons was on CNN last night to warn people that, unless the demands of black people are met, riots and destruction like we’ve never seen will ensue.

-         The new way of getting what we want in the US is to riot and destroy other people’s property.

-         Dick Cheney has been making the rounds on television recently.

-         Have you ever seen Dick Cheney smile? Neither have we.

6AM (2):

-         Parody: Who knew Kris Kringle was the head of the CIA?

-         eHarmony released a list of the top reasons that husbands cheat over the holiday season. Where’s the list of why women cheat?

6AM (3):

-         5 random facts: Did you know that Maine has the most French-speaking people in the US?

-         According to the CDC, the common notion that the holidays are a time when suicides are highest is a myth. Turns out that the suicide rate is at its lowest in the month of December.

-         Emails – W&J may just be the best show a kid can listen to!

6AM (4):

-         Audio: Be sure to catch the latest episode of South Park

-         The first black Governor of a US state was only in office for 15 days.

7AM (1)

-         John Gruber is a regular at the White House, yet oddly he can’t remember his visits.

-         Parody: What’s happened to John Gruber’s memory?

-         And now for controversial news: One psychotherapist recommends masturbating before attending your Christmas party.

7AM (2):

-         Parody: What upsets you the most about the Obama administration?

-         Calls – Is “retarded” an offensive word?

7AM (3):

-         Have you seen the video of SaraX bouncing her boobs to the tune of Jungle Bells?

-         Audio: 93-year-old Christopher Lee has put out a heavy metal Christmas album.

-         Who will be TIME magazine’s “Person of the Year?” Turns out the ‘Ebola fighters’ have won the award. This is the reason that TIME magazine is no longer relevant.

-         Taser Report

7AM (4):

-         Audio: Man calls 911 during his arrest after refusing to give up his parking space to a cop.

-         The world would be a better place if every person outfitted their vehicles with a Go-Pro rig designed to film their interaction with cops.

8AM (1):

-         Parody: Let’s spend one minute inside a woman’s head…

-         Why is it that all car commercials depict the vehicles in the most ridiculous situations that you’ll never encounter? They should show the cars stuck in traffic or going to the grocery store.

-         Do you take zinc? Turns out that taking too much of the vitamin can cause prostate problems and other non-reversible health problems.

8AM (2):

-         Is the Republican Party heading out the same way that the Whigs did?

-         Why are Republicans thought of as nuts when they simply want to stick to the Constitution?

-         Calls

8AM (3):

-         The guys recall their time at Lucky Cheng’s in New Orleans.

-         This day in history: Who would ever take sex advice from Dr. Ruth?

-         Want to feel old? The sequel to Airplane, Airplane 2 came out on this day 35 years ago.

-         According to Hillary Clinton, American should “sympathize and show respect towards our enemies.”

-         According to one liberal. Gun violence is just as destructive as the Ebola virus.

-         Obama’s advisors are no more Christian than he is.

8AM (4):

-         In the last several years, 112 solar energy companies across the globe have declared bankruptcy. Barack still touts solar energy as the future, however.

9AM (1):

-         Celebrity birthdays

-         Cam Newton is lucky to be alive after his car accident over yesterday. It’s unclear as of now whether or not he’ll be able to play this weekend.

9AM (2):

-         Parody: What part of the Obama administration upsets you the most?

9AM (3):

-         Audio: JJ Watt will be on the next episode of South Park. Question is, will JJ be voicing the character?

-         Police in New Jersey have been hunting for a man that’s been stealing breast pumps. Is there a large black market for breast pumps?

9AM (4):

-         Guest: Bobcat Goldthwait – playing Fitzgerald’s this weekend in Houston.

 

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