5AM (1):
- What
if white people asked to vote in Mexican elections? This would be racist and
unacceptable.
- Let’s
be clear: We’re all for illegal immigration, as long as it’s kept illegal.
- Would
it be worth your while if we gave away a million dollars on the show today?
Maybe most of our listeners are already millionaires…
5AM (2):
- Fact:
Obama messes stuff up all the time but no one deems it newsworthy. Bush, on the
other hand, received much different treatment from the media.
6AM (1):
- The
ten most-talked-about topics of 2014 are in.
- The
boys are still receiving hate mail since playing Hillary Clinton’s country
song.
- What’s
better? A weed whacker or an edging machine?
- Traditional
edgers always did a better job than weed whackers because they would get down
in the dirt, something the weed whacker couldn’t do.
6AM (2):
- Taylor
Swift claims that she waited until she was 21 to have an alcoholic beverage.
This just seems too good to be true.
- Is
every parody and interview that W&J ever did in the app? Maybe not, but
make a special request and we’ll try and make it available.
- Calls
6AM (3):
- Let’s
investigate: Is Sheila Jackson Lee actually a professor?
- Affirmative
Action helps no one.
- This
day in history
6AM (4):
- Street
Audio: Producer Ken meets some rather interesting illegals engaging in a
‘private’ meeting under a major Houston freeway system.
7AM (1)
- Tom
Cruise may have narrowly escaped death by the world’s best homosexual killer.
- Obama
wants us to know that he didn’t misquote the Bible the other day, we just
misunderstood him. His intelligence is far beyond ours.
7AM (2):
- Tonight
on American Chopper the guys make a bike for Shaquille O’Neill. Who still
watches these shows anymore?
- Parody:
Get your daughter “Feminist Barbie” for Christmas
- When
trying to quote the Bible, take a tip from Barack and check the quote before
repeating it.
7AM (3):
- According
to a study, more people drink to Luke Bryan on the Jukebox than any other
artist today.
- Do
you still follow the Duck Dynasty guys?
- Audio:
The Duck Dynasty team got the chance to mess around with autotune on their
Christmas record.
- The
boys recall their time using kazoos and bullhorns on the show.
- Taser
report
7AM (4):
- Willie
Nelson was on Letterman the other night completely unprepared to play a song.
As unprepared as he was, he still sounded great.
8AM (1):
- Are
you prepared to live in the new’ pussified’ America?
- Parody:
Check out the new Christmas album from PC records?
- Why
hasn’t Ray Rice been arrested yet?
- Sad
news: Slumdog Millionaire stars
Frieda Pinto and Dev Patel have split.
- Do
you have a preference who wins in the Arizona/St. Louis game?
8AM (2):
- Parody:
The Democratic Party has figured out how to become more like the Tea Party. The
list includes getting rid of your Prius and sticking some gluten-laden hummus
in a rather uncomfortable place.
- 5
Random Facts
- If
Michelle Obama wants your kids to eat healthy, this begs the question as to
what the Obama kids are eating…
- Emails
8AM (3):
- Audio:
Santa’s Living in the White House (Listener song)
- This
just in from match.com: The most common word used in online dating profiles is
“travel”
- In
a world where apps like Tindr are so popular, how many people still use
traditional dating sites?
- If
you have kids that you suspect of sexting, listen now!
8AM (4):
- A
convicted sex offender in Florida just won himself $3 million in a lottery
scratch off. Florida really has it all doesn’t it?
- Did
you catch South Park last night?
- Audio:
Bill Cosby tried to rape Taylor Swift on South Park last night
- Audio:
What’s the dumbest guess you’ve ever heard on Wheel of Fortune?
9AM (1):
- Tips
for having the perfect holiday season.
- Who
knew that Santa Claus was a functioning alcoholic?
- Celebrity
birthdays
- Today
is John Kerry’s birthday. How will you celebrate?
9AM (2):
- An
Obama donor has been indicted for child rape, yet the media hasn’t said a word
about it. If this were Bush, he would be persecuted by the media.
- Is
it wrong to give your kid a suitcase for their graduation present?
- Calls
– Deborah’s gay son can’t find an apartment and still lives with his mom. Would
things be different if he gave heterosexuality a shot?
9AM (3):
- A
California teen is suffering from Steve Johnson syndrome. Wait, who syndrome?
9AM (4):
- This
day in history – 32 years ago the song “Hey Mickey” came out.
- Mr.
Kenneth admits he never saw the movie Easy
Rider
- Turns
out that gay people love country, too. Who knew?
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