5AM (1):
- If the Republican Party keeps conceding to the
Democrats, they may end up going the way of the Whig party and be on their way
out.
- Diane Feinstein
wants to teach the CIA a lesson. In the meantime, we all rely on the CIA to
keep us all safe.
5AM (2):
- John Boehner is
as despicable and anti-American as Obama is.
- In a new bill
proposed by John Boehner, wealthy donors can contribute 10 times more funds
than previously allowed.
- As radical as
Elizabeth Warren is, she’s right about her comments on Wall Street.
6AM (1):
- The Christmas
season is a time filled with Jesus sightings. Question is: how come no one ever
seems to have sightings of Satan?
- Bad news: The
guest we had lined up from the White Privilege Conference just cancelled on us.
- Is it true that
black people that drive Mercedes and other luxury cars get pulled over more?
6AM (2):
- Have you seen a
video of the gentle giant beating and robbing an old man? Doesn’t matter
anyways because you just can’t kill a black man.
- Last night,
channel 2 in Houston reported that a man died in a Wal Mart parking lot. This
was false news, however.
6AM (3):
- Calls – listener
Tyler doesn’t understand ‘white privilege’ and neither do we.
- 1/3 of all black
men will go to prison in their lifetime. Is that the fault of the white man?
6AM (4):
- Audio: Have you
ever been stuck in an elevator? How about with a crazy man?
7AM (1)
- Used to be that
the news outlets didn’t fabricate news. In fact, when there was no legitimate
news, TV and radio stations would simply play easy listening music.
- Former supermodel
Beverly Johnson is the latest to come forward with rape allegations against
Bill Cosby.
- What’s new at the
box office this weekend?
7AM (2):
- Have a beard? A
new hipster trend has surfaced involving placement of tiny ornaments in beards.
7AM (3):
- How much would it
cost to get LeBron James to wear a W&J shirt?
- A funeral is one
of those places you can lighten up.
- According to The
Pope, all dogs go to heaven.
7AM (4):
- Be honest, every
time you hear a taser report, you wish it were Obama!
- Taser Report
8AM (1):
- Audio: “Feed
Jake”
- Fun Fact:
Manhattan has a total of 93 zip codes, many of which are buildings.
- You just can’t
get good venison from a super market.
- Billy Ed once
killed a deer with a drink stirrer. We would’ve paid to see this on camera.
8AM (2):
- Audio: Capitol
Hill is dirtier than you think.
- Audio: Hillary
Clinton has “seen the taint”
- John Goodman has
a shaved head in Mark Walberg’s new film and it’s menacing looking.
- According to a
study, the number one reason that men and women give for not being compatible
is “you’re just no t my type.”
8AM (3):
- Should it be
possible for people to be fined for playing an offensive song in public?
Yesterday a Chicago police officer was disciplined for playing a Lynyrd Skynyrd
song at an equality protest.
- Let’s be honest:
Hating white people is a form of racism.
- Audio: South Park
– Can anyone remember the name of our last president? It’s Al Gore, or course!
- Who’s more likely
to lie: politicians that need money or those that don’t?
8AM (4):
- At Columbia law
school, students are so upset at the fact that Darren Wilson isn’t facing any
charges, they can’t do their homework.
- Parody: Do you
suffer from MSDS?
- Which of the
world’s top destinations are actually disappointing in real life?
9AM (1):
- Parody: Barack
reads from the “good book” just like you and I.
- Celebrity
birthdays
9AM (2):
- Parody: Has
someone been preying on Lena Dunham?
- Does Obama prefer
black movies to white ones?
- NBC re-ran the
Christopher Walken Peter Pan special.
- This day in
history
9AM (3):
- Parody: Have a
middle-aged woman at home this Christmas?
- If you get your
wife a gun for Christmas, make sure she gets some training.
9AM (4):
- Want to shut down
a airport control tower? Just unplug the cord
- In Oklahoma,
Swastika rings in vending machines seem to be popular.
