5AM (1):
- The hunt for the
Pennsylvania shooter on the run from the police has ended.
- The alleged 26th
victim in the Cosby rape scandal has come forward.
5AM (2):
- It seems like
radical left wingers have learned nothing from the past.
- Like them or not,
Democrats always stick together. The Republicans, on the other hand, consistently
throw their own under the bus in an attempt to destroy their peers.
- The Muslims want
you to know that their religion is one of peace and understanding.
6AM (1):
- A Florida woman
has been arrested for getting into a quarrel with her sister over a vibrator.
- Have you been
keeping up with the active lava flow in Hawaii? According to reports, if the
rate of flow stays consistent over time, the flow will reach a gas station by
the end of the year.
6AM (2):
- How did you
celebrate the first day of Chanukah?
- Have you noticed
how many people hate the Christian religion and the celebration of Christmas,
yet they still want presents?
- Why does Bill
Cosby talk to strange?
6AM (3):
- You can’t play
the Adam Sandler Chanukah song every year.
- We’ve learned a
lot from Diane Feinstein’s report on the CIA.
- A Texas City man
has been catching fire after the truck he sold to Auto Nation turned up in
Syria. A photo emerged of the truck being used for terroristic activity with
the name of his company still on the truck.
6AM (4):
- The 26th
rape victim in the alleged Bill Cosby rape scandal has come forward.
- Parody: Check out
the new secular versions of all your favorite holiday tunes!
- The Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame inductees for 2015 have been announced.
7AM (1)
- Parody: Thug
Notes – Christmas edition
- Was the Sony
Pictures ‘hack’ just a publicity stunt aimed at gaining momentum for Seth
Rogen’s new movie?
- Parody: Let’s not
forget that Christmas is all about worship.
7AM (2):
- Audio: The goal
of playing on Family Feud is not to win; it’s about saying something funny.
- The NYPD has
already paid out $2 million in overtime because of the recent riots.
- Taser report
7AM (3):
- Parody: Check out
this Hitler-themed health club aimed at pampering your every Aryan need!
- Calls
7AM (4):
- Calls
- Turns out that
there are actually unattractive Asian
women.
- Lee Marvin was
one hell of an actor.
- 5 random facts
- Would you buy
Elvis’ pubic hair? One man on Craigslist is claiming to have the hair, saying
it was plucked out of Elvis by his ex-wife in the ‘60s.
8AM (1):
- Turns out that
Jennifer Lawrence was the most Googled celebrity of 2014.
- The final Hobbit
movie will be released today.
- We missed the
Country Countdown awards and hope you did too.
- According to
studies, 19 percent of married couples will soon be divorced but are waiting
until the Christmas season is over. Who would actually admit to this though?
- A 30-year-old
Wisconsin man that crashed his car into a pole Sunday morning completed his
field sobriety test by finishing the alphabet test with “I’m going to kill you
all!”
- The terrorist
responsible for holding several Australian’s hostage the other day has quite
the rap sheet. Question is: Why was he running free in the first place?
8AM (2):
- Inconvenient
truth: Kwanza is just as phony as Festivus.
- Audio: This
commercial should be running in every state in America.
- Do you know what
a scorpion bomb is? Turns out that ISIS knows all about the bomb, which
includes the use of live scorpions loaded in a 2-foot pipe.
- Say what you want
about ISIS, but they’ve sure got this torture thing down pat.
8AM (3):
- Flying back in
the‘70s was nothing like it was today.
8AM (4):
- One of the bad
things about being a libertarian is that you get tied in with all of the Alex
Jones followers.
- Parody: Check out
the latest episode of “Conspiracy Watch” with Calvin Matrix
- Calls - It’s not
that soccer is a pussy sport; it’s just that it’s boring to watch.
9AM (1):
- Celebrity
Birthdays
- This day in
history
- Jessica Beal is
allegedly pregnant with Justin Timberlake’s baby.
- Check out the
W&J app for all the celebrity interviews of the year.
9AM (2):
- Stevie Ray Vaughn
has finally been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
- Disney’s Jungle Book is being remade with a
stellar cast featuring Christopher Walken and Bill Murray.
- The most popular
toy of the 2014 holiday season is Legos.
- The premium
W&J app is just a dime a day! Why haven’t you upgraded?
9AM (3):
- Jeb Bush may be
popular with the inside television group, but he has no chance of winning the
presidential campaign.
9AM (4):
- Tips for
surviving the holidays: stay away from family if at all possible.
- We all want to
know what drug Bill Cosby used to ‘get’ his women. All for scientific purposes,
of course…
- Emails
- According to the
National Academy of Science, electric cars are harder on the environment than traditional
fossil-burning vehicles.
- People magazine’s
worst-selling issue of the year was ironically the one with Hillary Clinton on
the cover.