5AM (1):
- The US does a few
things well, this includes making movies. North Korea has now shut that down.
- Barack has
‘normalized’ our relations with Cuba.
- Let’s face it:
Barack is as big of a communist as the Castro brothers.
- A dreidel
emblazoned with the name of rapper Dr. Dre is available for purchase. Will you
get yours to celebrate the Jewish holiday?
5AM (2):
- Some say that a
new social networking policy in Tennessee may be infringing on the First
Amendment.
- The new female
head of ICE says that many illegal immigrants have a right to citizenship. One
Senator has called her out, saying that this is an unacceptable view for the
head of ICE.
- No one was asking
for normalized relations with Cuba.
- Is it too soon to
go celebrate New Years in Havana?
- What will the
lifting of the Cuban embargo mean for the cigar world?
6AM (1):
- Elton John is
getting married to his gay lover this weekend.
- A video of Hugh
Jackman doing squats has just been released. Should this be John and Steve’s
wedding gift to Elton?
- Used to be that
successful radio DJs had their own offices to settle in and hang their awards.
Not anymore.
6AM (2):
- Audio: A flight
from Seoul to Dallas had to be diverted after encountering an extreme case of
turbulence.
- America is a
nation filled with scared, gutless cowards.
- Russia is like
Houston back in 1983; their entire economy is based on oil.
- Drew Breeze says
he’s ready for the Falcons!
6AM (3):
- Audio: Thanks to
Producer Ken’s hacking skills, we’ve procured secret Bill Cosby voicemails.
- A nationwide poll
revealed that Gone with the Wind is
still the favorite film of Americans.
6AM (4):
- Parody: Sony
Pictures wants to apologize for hurting North Korea’s feelings.
- Seth Rogen now
has 24 hour security protecting him against any attacks related to his new
movie.
7AM (1)
- Calls
- Parody: Bob Dylan
covers NWA classics
7AM (2):
- Parody: Bill
Cosby sings the holiday classics
- Let’s take a
moment to apologize to an offended listener.
- Audio: Jimmy
Fallen does a great Ringo impression
7AM (3):
- Parody: This
holiday season, try Dixon Farm’s new hard Dixon cider.
- Parody: Check out
Christmas will Al Sharpton
- Taser report
7AM (4):
- Parody: Morgan
Freeman has some sage advice for those buying for that hard-to-find friend or
relative.
- Parody: I’ll be
stoned for Christmas
- Interesting news:
In states where marijuana has been legalized, teen use of the plant has gone
down. The bad news is that teen use of more illicit drugs is up.
- When the
government declares war on something, the problem always gets worse, not better.
- Sony has shelved
Seth Rogen’s The Interview
- We ask ourselves
every day, “What would Putin do?”
- If Obama were
anything like Putin, he’d have Kim Jong Un killed.
8AM (1):
- 5 Random Facts
8AM (2):
- Truth is, America
is getting to be meaner country each year that passes.
- Parody: Thug
Notes – Christmas edition
- Audio: A man
dressed as Megatron at Universal Studios read the right act to a girl taking a
selfie in front of him.
8AM (3):
- Audio: Obama has
lifted the US’s embargo ban with Cuba
- Obama’s
‘normalization’ of relations with Cuba serves to do nothing but distract
Americans.
- The British
Medical Journal has discovered that men received more Darwin Awards than women
over the years.
- Florida ranks
first as the state with the most visible Christmas lights from space.
8AM (4):
- Parody: SheJack
is having one hell of a Christmas blow out!
- Blake’s barbeque
is here are we’re all in a great mood!
9AM (1):
- Parody: Are you
easily offended? Check out the new inoffensive cuts of your favorite holiday
tunes!
- Celebrity
Birthdays
- Parody: It’s the
end of the year as we know it
9AM (2):
- Christmas is only
a week away.
- Parody: This
portion of the show brought to you by Cowboy Dicks ice cream
- Parody: The
holidays can be torture, the CIA knows best.
- Congratulations
to Stevie Wonder for his ninth child.
- Stevie Wonder is
quite the horn dog. What else do you when you’re blind?
9AM (3):
- Guest: Chris
Crass – Speaker, 2015 The White Privilege Conference
9AM (4):
- Emails – White
Privilege speaker Chris Crass got 10-percenters riled up!
- Interesting fact:
The US was responsible for just 4 percent of the world’s slaves. 96 percent of
slaves were held elsewhere across the globe