5AM (1):

-         The extended weekend sure didn’t seem long enough, did it?

-         Sad news: The guy that delivered the pizzas in Fast Times at Ridgemont High has died.

-         Did you watch this weekend’s Cowboy’s game?

-         Thought college football was over? Think again.

5AM (2):

-         A study done at a University that may or may not be real has concluded that societies that have access to all types of guns are safer than those that don’t.

-         Singer Cher has weighed in on the recent terrorist incidents in Paris. Problem is: we have no idea what her point is.

6AM (1):

-         It’s not that we care whether or not the Cowboy’s are in the Playoffs; it’s the fact that so many bad calls were made this season.

-         Why does Peyton Manning walk like Frankenstein?

6AM (2):

-         Parody: We have exclusive news out of France from Pepe LePepperson  

-         A new study has concluded that the key to getting a second date is to order dessert.

-         A man known as “Boner Man” claims that he found the soul of a demon in his McDonald’s ice cream.

-         Did you catch the video of the 193 car pileup in Michigan? According to reports, one semi contained an entire load of fireworks.

6AM (3):

-         Is it too much to ask to see Houston’s own Jennifer Reyna reporting the traffic on TV the morning everyone gets back?

-         A new survey from Careerbuilder.com claims that 16 percent of the US workforce is determined to look for a new job.

-         Barack has no problem looking straight into the camera and claiming that 50 million illegal immigrants have no ill effects on the US job market.

6AM (4):

-         According to reports, Dish Network is dropping the Fox News Network.

-         Parody: What are the Islamic news sources saying about the Paris attacks?

-         Does anyone watch TV commercials anymore? Very few commercials possess the creativity to captivate an audience.

-         Top ten men’s items that women get rid of

7AM (1)

-         Parody: Progressive American Industries has a solution for those that don’t trust the cops. Just memorize this simple, easy-to-remember ten digit number.

-         2015 has already proven to be an eventful year in the world of Eric Holder.

7AM (2):

-         Audio: If you get this message on your phone, don’t call it back!

-         Why is the Mexican version of Vanilla Extract so large?

-         The great thing about driving a big truck is that you can blaze your own trail in the parking lot.  

7AM (3):

-         No one wants to admit that we’re in the midst of a World War.

-         Parody: Family Guy – Has Jesus ever had sex?

-         Christianity is the religion of peace and love, not Islam.

-         Is 2015 the year that Muslims will admit that their god wants them to kill everyone that doesn’t believe?

-         Taser repot

7AM (4):

-         5 Random Facts

8AM (1):

-         Parody: There’s a measles outbreak at Disneyland. Have you met the new Mr. Measles, the new mascot?

-         Guest: Angela Box (Short call, phone trouble)

-         According to a large group of people, Quannell X owes them a substantial amount of money.

-         Calls

8AM (2):

-         Guest: Angela Box (Phones fixed)

8AM (3):

-         Audio: Let’s all stand for the national anthem. Of course, we don’t specify which nation.

-         Prince was on TV last night with a diamond-encrusted cane.

-         Katy Perry will be the half-time guest at the 2015 Super Bowl. Also featured will be Lenny Kravitz.

-         According to reports, artists are required to pay the NFL to perform at Half Time. The reasoning is that artists receive so much exposure from the show that they will make much more than they will pay the committee.

8AM (4):

-         An Amarillo kid got stiffed out of a contest at AT&T stadium for wearing a Detroit Lions jersey.

-         How will Oregon play in the game tonight?

9AM (1):

-         Celebrity birthdays

9AM (2):

-         Bill Cosby thought he could avoid hecklers in Canada over the weekend. He was dead wrong.

9AM (3):

-         Billy Ed will definitely be seeing American Sniper this weekend. Be sure and keep your turbans hidden if you live anywhere near Houston in the next few weeks.

-         Are you smarter than a 5^th grader? A new study found that 2 out of 3 parents can’t help their kids with homework these days because of the complexity of the curriculum.

9AM (4):

-         Green Bay was playing dirty over the weekend. They pulled out all the stops.

-         The death count in Chicago over the weekend was unusually low. There were probably neighborhoods in New Orleans that had a higher count.

-         Over the break we couldn’t get away from news sources touting Hillary Clinton’s ‘greatness’

-         Has Jeb Bush resigned himself from his position as George Bush’s brother?