5AM (1):
- Oregon State is
probably the best team in college football.
- Urban Meyer has
won a championship with his second football team now. He’s one of a handful of
coaches to have achieved this.
5AM (2):
- Does listening to
big band music make you inherently smarter?
- According to
Barack, there is no sound more beautiful than that of the Muslim prayer.
6AM (1):
- Billy Ed has his
evacuation plans in place should anything ever occur.
- The US military
command’s Twitter account has been hacked. Further investigation revealed that
the hack emanated from Maryland.
- According to
reports, women cry twice as much as men. Of course this study excludes John
Boehner.
- The Texans are
dead set on recruiting players that no one has ever heard of.
6AM (2):
- You’ll likely never
hear the word “boring” thrown around when referencing Billy Bob Thornton.
- The boys recall
the time when they never got to speak to Billy Bob Thornton
6AM (3):
- Audio: Original
tapes of Matthew McConaughey’s audition for Dazed
and Confused have surfaced.
- It’s best to just
not use Facebook anymore.
- Gary Oldman has
broken up with his fourth wife.
6AM (4):
- Would Brian
Williams mind if John dated his daughter?
- The debut of the
Steven Colbert/Letterman show is set to air soon. Are you excited?
- The TSA announced
Monday that real world events call for more security. According to reports,
travelers will be subjected to more invasive searches.
7AM (1)
- The CEO of Ali
Baba is making billions now that the company went public recently.
- According to some
organizations, Frosty the Snowman is anti-Muslim.
- According to
Billy Graham, America has become “too entrenched in this ‘cult of death’” when
referring to Islam.
7AM (2):
- Parody: Check out
the new TV announcer academy
7AM (3):
- Guest: John Stossel
– Investigative reporter
7AM (4):
- Calls – Mike is
going to jail for seven years on pot charges.
8AM (1):
- According to
reports, cruise ships dumped more than a billion pounds of poopy water into the
ocean last year.
- Parody: How easy
is it to write a successful multilingual song?
- Parody: Michael
McDonald sings about nachos
8AM (2):
- Is the NFL racist
and anti-gay?
- A dating website
called seekingarrengement.com attempts to ‘connect’ college girls with sugar
daddies.
- Has Jerry Jones
actually taken a human life?
- 5 Random Facts
8AM (3):
- Did you go to bed
last night thinking that Oregon had it in the bag?
- Is it safe to say
that Chris Christy will not be our
next president?
8AM (4):
- If you’re an
enemy of the US, the best thing you can do is be in charge of it.
- Calls
9AM (1):
- Celebrity
birthdays
- France is
fighting back against Muslim terrorism but America isn’t. Ironic?
- The Mayor of
Rotterdam, Holland claims that Muslim immigrants that don’t appreciate the
traditions of Western civilization can “F*ck off.” Interestingly, the mayor is
a Muslim himself.
- Can you imagine
if the Mayor Parker held the same view about Muslims as the Mayor of Rotterdam?
9AM (2):
- Calls - Brandon
is a whale poop expert thanks to Google. According to him, whale poop is the
size of a canoe.
- Janice Dickinson,
an alleged rape victim of Bill Cosby has changed her story many times.
- Have you ever
pooped in a river? Listeners weigh in with emails on how to successfully pull
off this feat
9AM (3):
- Half of all
Americans have been convinced that they are victims. The only person that isn’t
a victim is a white man. A white woman of course, is repressed and unfairly
represented.
- The Texas
comptroller claims that the state will have an increasing economy and job
market even if the oil market tanks.
- According to one
listener, if you haven’t pooped in a river then you haven’t lived.
9AM (4):
- Is it wrong for
the wife of a cheating husband to sell his Porsche for $16,000?
- What are the top
ten things that men look for in a woman?
- There was a
tragic camel trampling in Texas over the weekend. A man was quite literally
camel-toed to death.
- Matthew Perry is
set to be one of the stars of the made-for-TV remake of Odd Couple.
