5AM (1):

 

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5AM (2):

-         Brandon Bostick’s career with the Packers is essentially over. He might as well pack up his belongings and leave Green Bay.

-         Maybe Bostick’s flub this weekend was because his laces were on the wrong way.

6AM (1):

-         In America, there’s nothing worse than someone being bullied.

-         The Muslims sure talk a good game when it comes to peace. Their actions, however, are diametrically opposed to their words.

-         Abraham Lincoln was quite the womanizer according to sources.

-         Today is MLK Day as well as Confederate Heroes Day. Ironic?

6AM (2):

-         There’s nothing wrong with payola. If the suits in radio corporations are doing it, why can’t the jocks?

-         There are plenty of door men, but is there such a thing as a door woman?

-         Gary Busey never disappoints. His attempt at comedy on Twitter is sadly disappointing.

-         Since his motorcycle crash, Gary Busey has never been right.

-         Gary Kubiack has signed himself a multi-year, multi-million dollar deal with the Denver Broncos.

6AM (3):

-         5 Random Facts: It’s scientifically proven that closing your eyes aids in helping to remember things.

-         Next weekend is the Mardi Gras marathon in New Orleans.

-         Audio: The Seattle game last night was action packed and went in to overtime.

-         Warren Moon is part of the NFL radio broadcast team up in Seattle. 

6AM (4):

-         According to reports, the richest 1 percent will soon have over half of the world’s wealth. 

-         Mr. Kenneth must apologize for something: He took his trash can out to the curb last night. This must mean he has no respect for the trash people observing MLK Day.

7AM (1)

-         Let’s cover the brutal facts about Obamacare.

-         If Jesus had access to a Butterfinger Blizzard he would’ve thanked God profusely.

-         Seth Rogen has publically stated his disapproval for the film American Sniper.

7AM (2):

-         Audio: There’s proof that the country music of today all sounds exactly the same.

-         Michael Moore is a great poster child for anyone that can be labeled as a fat idiot.

-         Have you seen the movie Selma yet?

-         All MLK wanted was for people to be judged not on race, but on character. We’re far away from realizing this and Barack is doing everything he can to keep it that way.

-         Yet another woman has come forward claiming Bill Cosby raped her back in 2006. Unfortunately for her, Cosby has presented public phone and airline records to prove that he was nowhere near her at the time of the alleged rape.

7AM (3):

-         Protester Pam Geller speaks out against Muslims in Garland, Texas over the weekend.

-         How much do you value your spork?

-         A Florida man asked his friend to help him test out his new bullet-proof vest. After the man died the obvious conclusion was that the vest wasn’t so bullet proof.

7AM (4):

-         Should Barack play the part of Robin Hood?

-         The democrats are essentially glorified vote buyers.

8AM (1):

-         Here on the W&J show we’re proud to be broadcasting to some of the sluttiest girls in the nation. 

-         A study has been conducted to determine the sluttiest state in the US. Turns out Mississippi takes the cake.

-         In her day, how much of a whore was Hillary Clinton?

8AM (2):

-         The Colts game last night was painful to watch.

-         Let’s be honest, the Houston Rodeo is essentially one giant concert. There’s very little rodeo-related events taking place.

-         There’s a secret guest coming to play Jazz Fest and we know who it is!

-         Mr. Kenneth had a nightmare that he was without his cell phone. The panic that ensued shows how attached we are to our mobile devices.

8AM (3):

-         Does a woman with thunder thighs possess the ability to steal a plasma TV with the power of her legs?

8AM (4):

-         Michael Moore wants you to know that all snipers are cowards.

-         Audio: Producer Ken grabbed some great audio at last year’s MLK parade.

9AM (1):

-         Audio: Barack wants to wish you a happy MLK Day!

-         Celebrity Birthdays

-         Isn’t it ironic that Paula Deen’s birthday falls on MLK Day?

-         This day in history: On this day in 1824, the patent for the tin can was granted.

9AM (2):

-         Parody: Protect yourself with racism insurance

-         Calls – Most police departments in the US are switching to all-black uniforms. Barack wants a nationalized, militarized police force.

-         Remember Officer Friendly? Nothing like the sort exists anymore.

-         Do you believe in chem trails?

9AM (3):

-         A Sacramento man went dumpster diving for his missing wallet only to be taken away by the trash truck. He spent 3 hours in the truck before being dumped out at the trash lot.

-         Emails

-         Is the stereotype that black guys have huge penises correct?

-         Everyone is sick of football pregame shows. What exactly are the viewing numbers on them anyways?

-         Audio: Everything is better with Mayo!

9AM (4):

-         Who is Charles R. Patrick?

-         Audio: It’s 2014. If you’re black and your life sucks, it’s NOT because of slavery.

-         Muslim mischief is rampant!

-         According to NBC, it’s important that you watch the last episode of Celebrity Apprentice tonight because it features Joan Rivers’s last appearance on television.