5AM (1):

-         The guys recall one of the many ‘radio executives’ they’ve pissed off over the years.

-         Sage advice to young ones: it doesn’t matter if it’s not your fault when you piss off the wrong person. Here’s an analogy: Prison is full of people that ‘didn’t do anything’

5AM (2):

-         You know you’re getting old when your views of modern fashion start to fall in line with those of your grandpa.

6AM (1):

-         Used to be that Indian women were doing the same things that men are doing for women in present times.  

6AM (2):

-         In radio, we’re not supposed to use the name “Super Bowl” on the air.

-         Fact: The NFL does not pay taxes.

-         If your favorite politician is against term limits, you’re supporting the wrong guy.

-         Why is there suddenly a need on virtually every sports network to appeal to the female fan base by putting a female sports commentator on the air?

6AM (3):

-         Calls – Dawn needs help with explosives.

-         Emails - Women sports commentators should probably be banned from being on the TV. Come to think of it, half of the men on TV shouldn’t be allowed on the air either.

6AM (4):

-         Obama is throwing a hissy fit when someone tied Islamic State to terrorism.  

-         We have a czar for everything these days. Turns out that we even have a Sharia czar.  

7AM (1)

-         Mr. Eaux has a hero: Black politician Carol Swain

-         In America, you have the right to say any damn thing you want to.

-         What’s better than a black president? A black president and his black female vice president.

-         If we’re such racists, why would we want to vote for Ben Carson?

-         The sole goal at MSNBC is to comb statements of conservative white politicians and spin them as racist.

-         What did black kids used to dress up as for Halloween? Surely it wasn’t Casper the ghost…

7AM (2):

-         Parody: Do you suffer from Deflated Ball Syndrome (DBS)?  

-         Andrew Luck is now being referred to as “Neck Beard”

-         Have you, or anyone you know, ever suffered from priapism (a 4-hour erection)?

-         A really good press agent charges about $30,000 a month.

-         Katy Perry gave $5,000 to the band TLC’s Kickstarter campaign.

7AM (3):

-         A professor emeritus at MIT is claiming that the trend of reducing one’s ‘carbon footprint’ is a form of absolution for those feeling bad about living recklessly their entire lives.

-         Parody: Al Gore is hipper than you think

-         Al Gore is planning yet another Live Earth in an attempt to raise more awareness about global warming.

7AM (4):

-         Used to be that the profession of fire fighting was primarily occupied by men. Thanks to political correctness, the fitness test was changed in order to accommodate women.

-         Society wants to tell women that, if you choose to be a housewife, you’re wasting away your life.

8AM (1):

-         Audio: Blake Shelton will be on SNL soon.

-         The “Border Bill” wants to remove much of the fencing around the US-Mexico border.

-         Republicans are now joining the Democrats and claiming that the millions of illegal immigrants entering the country will actually help the economy, not hurt it.

8AM (2):

-         Calls

-         To be honest, receiving topless selfies sent by men are fairly amusing, but we’re a bit tired of them.  

8AM (3):

-         If there’s one thing that’s celebrated in Arkansas, it’s chickens.

-         There used to be a place in Arkansas called the IQ Zoo, where people could put change in a machine to see a live chicken dance. Today, this would constitute as animal cruelty.

-         Tomorrow is the birthday of Jennifer Blake of Blake’s BBQ.

8AM (4):

-         TV news has started to run commercials in the corner of the screen during live newscasts. This is obviously an attempt to embed product placement into content, where people won’t skip ahead with their DVR.  

-         The title for Barack’s State of the Union address should be “Free at Last”

-         Parody: Life’s hard. Give your kids the advantage with the new Barack Obama National Daycare Center!

-         Everything is ALWAYS better when the government does it.

-         Calls

9AM (1):

-         What do people regard as a legitimate sport these days?

-         Who wants to watch people play poker on TV? Turns out there’s a channel dedicated exclusively to poker.

-         The term coined for the Patriots cheating scandal is “Deflate-gate”

-         Celebrity Birthdays

9AM (2):

-         Will you watch Fox’s new show Backstrom tonight? The show features Rainn Wilson.

-         This day in history

-         Have you heard of the term “racial fatigue?”

-         Unsurprisingly, it turns out that America is experiencing a severe bout of racial fatigue.

-         How long can Obama’s nose get?

9AM (3):

-         Turns out that a sport is technically defined as an activity that has a defense.

-         What kind of negative consequences arise from excessive smart phone use?

-         Matt LeBlanc owns a vineyard called LeBlanc Wineries. Who knew?

-         Former football player Terry Hogue is a wine guy.

9AM (4):

-         Billy Ed has good news and he has bad news: Jeff Gordon has officially announced that he will officially retire. The bad news is that it won’t be until after this year.

-         Theo has come out in support of Bill Cosby in the wake of his recent rape allegations.

-         What’s the best way to die? It has to be either eating or having sex.