5AM (1):
- The evidence to
prosecute Beau Bergdahl is overwhelming.
- The Air Force is
investigating a General that made a negative comment about Obama.
- Hollywood actor
Joel Gray has come out as gay at the ripe old age of 82. Is this surprising to
anyone?
5AM (2):
- The ultimate goal
for ISIS is to behead Obama.
- According to the
Attorney General nominee Loretta Lynch, everyone has a right to work in the US.
It doesn’t matter how you got here, we welcome you with open arms.
- Can you name any
other country in the world where anyone can just wonder in?
6AM (1):
- Should the fact
that ISIS wants to behead Barack make us smile?
- Barack acts so natural
around Muslims you’d almost think he was one.
6AM (2):
- Up until Barack
entered office, the US used to place number 1 in the countries with the most
economic freedom. The latest study indicates the US is now 12th on
that list.
6AM (3):
- In America, we
have more important things to worry about than politics. This includes helping Paula Deen name her new
brown dog.
- Audio: Key and
Peele
6AM (4):
- Did you ever see
Angelina Jolie’s film Unbroken?
- Angelina Jolie
responded to critics of her new film by basically telling them to kiss her
shapely ass.
- Richard Leaky was
an answer on Jeopardy yesterday?
- Calls – Odom
wants to know if there is room in Texas for one more.
7AM (1)
- Jeff Bridges has
a new album coming out. Turns out the album will be spoken word over ambient
sounds.
- Audio: We’d sure
like whatever Jeff Bridges is smoking to make his new ‘music’
7AM (2):
- There are some
exceptions to the rule, but most of today’s music sucks.
- Audio: Are
artists inserting moans into their songs just because they’ve run out of words?
- Let’s face it;
Strong Face is probably a man.
- Parody: Was
Michelle Obama caned for not wearing a Burka?
- Does video exist
of Michelle Obama being caned?
7AM (3):
- Parody: We don’t
know exactly what’s going to happen at the Super Bowl, but maybe the Goodyear
blimp might deflate.
- The whole debate
about commercials being the best part of the Super Bowl is either a gay thing
or a woman thing. Real men don’t care about them.
- Emails: A
Delaware man just found the show and is now a regular listener.
7AM (4):
- Guest: Kennedy –
Former MTV VJ and Fox Business commentator
- Have we come up
with a legitimate name for Paula Deen’s dog yet? How about “Dawg…”
8AM (1):
- 5 Random Facts
- Is Beijing so
polluted that no one can live there?
- There are people
that believe that they must post everything to social media.
- Sage advice:
DON’T over share on Facebook!
- 21 percent of
people in America will buy their pet a Valentine’s Day present.
- Barack’s favorite
word is “I”
8AM (2):
- Has anyone ever
asked their doctor if they’re healthy enough for sexual activity?
- How much poop do
Americans produce on Super Bowl Sunday? Turns out about 18 million pounds.
- A Chinese woman
found out about her husband’s infidelity from her talking pet parrot.
8AM (3):
- The Monday after
the Super Bowl is a commemorative Walton and Johnson day. The show has been together
for 32 years.
- A Portland
company wants to start brewing beer made from sewer water.
- A California man
spent $40,000 turning his home into a cat paradise.
- Parody: Let’s
play “Fact vs. Myth” with the Koch brothers.
8AM (4):
- How will you
celebrate the Super Bowl this weekend?
9AM (1):
- Audio: A European
man has created the ideal music to have sex to. According to Billy Ed, he
wouldn’t make it past the two minute mark.
- Celebrity
Birthdays
9AM (2):
- This day in
history
- Most people driving
behind you aren’t looking at your car; they’re looking at their phone.
- How many people
need to get a good ass whipping? Probably close to 90 percent.
9AM (3):
- A bank robber
stopped at a restaurant 2 blocks away from the bank and was promptly caught.
- Emails – Turns
out that the W&J show paid for one person’s braces back in the day.
- We’re already
almost in to February
- What are the best
kinds of foods on a state-to-state basis?
9AM (4):
- Bad news: Even if
you’re 17 years old, you’re dying.
- Feel good story
of the day: A soon-to-be-blind kid was given tickets to the Super Bowl.
- Remember, there
are millions of illegals that are counting on you to pay their insurance.
