5AM (1):

-         According to Jeb Bush, it’s just not possible to control the border. Bringing in “immigrants” will be a great way to re-populate places like Detroit.

-         It would seem like most unions would want to attach themselves to the libertarian party.

5AM (2):

-         Al Gore already has billions of dollars, but he needs more for his friends.

-         Practically every problem we have now is the fault of the press.

-         Will Apple soon launch a television network?

6AM (1):

-         The goal of ISIS is to force Sharia law on a global scale. To us, that certainly sounds like terrorism based on Islam. Barack, however, wants you to believe otherwise.

-         Brian Williams has admitted that he lied about the Iraqi war.

-         The new girl on the cover of Sports Illustrated has changed it up. Instead of showing gratuitous boob, she’s showing something much lower. Will this be the start of ‘Poongate?’

6AM (2):

-         Audio: Brian Williams lied about the Iraqi War and has come clean about it.

-         Does Putin have Asperger Syndrome?

6AM (3):

-         5 Random Facts: Who would’ve guessed that cockroaches have personalities?

-         When a woman gets beat up by a man, why does she always go back to the same guy?

-         Budweiser has welcomed a new Clydesdale into their barn. Unfortunately, the washout for prospective animals is large, meaning these animals will be sold to farmers around the country.

-         Sad news: A bookstore is being forced to close its doors because it can’t support itself after declaring it will be enforcing the $15/hour minimum wage.

6AM (4):

-         Due to the recent price hike in beef, brisket theft is on the rise.

7AM (1)

-         Parody: Who would’ve thought that Valentine’s Day Ozzy’s favorite holiday?

-         The country against Jordan has begun air strikes against ISIS this morning. Does this indicate the start of World War III?

-         The NFL player that acted like he pooped a football is being fined over $11,000.

7AM (2):

-         Listener Abdul wants to know why we think there are so many Muslims in our government. Well, here are the facts.

-         Did you know the US has a “Sharia Czar?”

-         The phrase “boots on the ground” is perhaps the most overused phrase in the media.

7AM (3):

-         The jury selection for the mass Colorado shootings has just been selected. Why has it taken so long?

-         Guest: Michael Hunt – New Orleans artist

7AM (4):

-         Parody: Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous – Clinton edition

-         Calls – One listener wants to have a socialism debate

 

8AM (1):

-         Parody: Part 2 of Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous – Clinton edition

-         This day in history

-         What would happen if Barack met up with a group of veterans without his security and press agents around?

8AM (2):

-         Parody: Turns out that Nationwide insurance couldn’t have saved any of the dead kids in the Super Bowl commercial.

-         What happened to Wienerschnitzel?

-         Calls

8AM (3):

-         A barber has chosen to give his kid an ‘old man haircut’ as an attempt at creative discipline.

-         When you ask yourself the question “How has America changed?” it can turn into a day-long event.

-         The King of Jordan has now quoted Clint Eastwood in his retribution speech.

-         Would you take a pill every day to ensure that you will live two years longer? Turns out that 8 percent of Americans wouldn’t.

8AM (4):

-         Name the top singers from Minnesota. You can’t, can you?

-         Parody: Let’s spend one minute inside a woman’s head.

-         Will you be watching the Lance Bass wedding tonight?

-         SI model Hannah Davis has left us no question as to whether she shaves or not.

-         The new SI Swimsuit edition will feature the magazine’s first plus-sized model

9AM (1):

-         Celebrity Birthdays

-         Ali Baba is offering a trial service for one-day delivery in China.

-         Would you still order a pizza if it was delivered by a drone?

9AM (2):

-         Would you wear a “Bitch Mode” shirt?

-         Will you watch Bruce Jenner’s show about his sexual transformation?  

-         Do you think that 50-year-old knew that Vivica Fox knew that her nipples would be showing though her dress in a recent photo shoot?

-         A Green Bay Packers defensive tackle was arrested in Florida after police found two gallon-sized bags of pot as well as $190,000 in cash in his car.

9AM (3):

-         Which OJ impersonator would you like the best? Cuba Gooding Jr. or Denzel Washington?

-         Have you seen OJ recently? The guy looks like he’s 20 years older than he is

-         If everyone lived a Tom Hanks kind of lifestyle, would the divorce rate be significantly less than it is currently?

-         Turns out that having diarrhea on a date is a fear that many people have.

9AM (4):

-         51 percent of people Google or Facebook someone before they date them. The number is probably way higher.

-         The IRS is now out searching for 9,000 new employees because those that don’t support Obamacare need to be punished. Even more disturbing, the IRS has purchased thousands of automatic weapons.

-         Yesterday, Obama met with the “Dreamers.” Meanwhile, World War III is about to break out.