5AM (1):

-         Is it disrespectful to call Obama “President Jackass?” Due to his record, we think not.

-         Barack wants you to think that he is overcome with humility. So much so, in fact, that he’ll kick you right off your high horse.

5AM (2):

-         According to reports, the big girl in the new edition of Sports Illustrated is gaining a lot of popularity.

6AM (1):

-         Barack is doing exactly what he set out to do. This begs the question: Why are so many people surprised at his actions?

-         Brian Williams’ new name is “Lyin’ Brian.” Why hasn’t he been fired for lying yet?

-         Parody: PSA – Davey Crockett never posted gym selfies and neither should you!

-         When’s the last time Barack talked about the greatness of the American people?

-         Is it wrong that we have no white guilt? We’ve never done anything wrong nor did our parents or grandparents.

-         News surfaced yesterday that Al Sharpton has started 12 different companies over the years. Turns out that of these 12 companies, Sharpton paid zero taxes on them.

6AM (2):

-         Brian Williams is a brave man. For instance, it takes much courage to lie about being under fire in Iraq.

-         Parody: What else can Brian Williams lie about?

6AM (3):

-         Audio: Obama wants us to get off our high horse.

-         Where exactly does Obama go to church?

-         What’s new at the box office this weekend?

-         Why do so many radio guys use phony names?

6AM (4):

-         Parody: Brian Williams wants you to know that he didn’t lie, he just made a mistake.

-         Emails – A listener from Hawaii wants to thank the guys for saving her life!

-         Parody: Allison Williams’ father is a liar.  

7AM (1)

-          We had to cut out early today but don't worry - we'll be back Monday!  

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