5AM (1):

-         If you live in the Houston area and your home wasn’t invaded last night, you’re lucky.

-         Ted Cruz claims the White House is manufacturing fake immigration documents.

5AM (2):

-         How long before Barack uses the phrase “Islamic terrorism?”

-         A sign of the times: Last week Univision put a beating on the English TV networks.

6AM (1):

-         This day in history: The TV show “Mr. Rogers” began in Pittsburgh

-         Vanilla Ice has been arrested for stealing items from a vacant home. According to Ice, the owner told him that he could use the items as staging furniture in the homes that he flips.

-         A new Dr. Seuss book has been found by Seuss’ wife. What are the chances that the wife actually wrote the book in a move to turn a profit?

-         Emails – One listener has given us the genius idea to post each day’s show on the Internet.

6AM (2):

-         Emails – Listener Roy has some sage advice for the W&J app.

-         Parody: What if A-Rod’s apology was voiced by Morgan Freeman?

6AM (3):

-         Parody: Try “Brother” – Your new solution to finding black people. 

-         Can you imagine if humans had colored asses like baboons?

-         Thanks for the Shipley’s donuts this morning, Kirk!

6AM (4):

-         Parody: If you’re not drinking nipple nectar, you’re being left in the dust!

-         Parody: Drinking breast milk has a dark side effect

-         This day in history: Over 150 years ago this month marked the tragic fate of the Donner Party near Truckee, California

7AM (1)

-         The man that tells Barack what to do needs to take a lesson in politics from Reagan.

7AM (2):

-         Television network Univision surpassed all American TV networks one day last week in the ratings.

-         Are you familiar with the acronym “DUFF?” The definition: Designated Ugly Fat Girl

-         Vanilla Ice has been arrested for allegedly stealing furniture from a vacant house.

7AM (3):

-         Audio: Pat Robertson wants you to know that posting pictures of your unborn fetus on Facebook may cultivate demons to prey on you.

-         5 Random Facts

7AM (4):

-         Emails – If only there was a way to listen to the show later in the day…

-         Parody: Save the bros

-         Parody: Trouble meeting black people? “Brother” provides you with turn-by-turn directions to black people near you!

-         We hate to be bearers of bad news, but it appears as though Florida police have killed yet another black man.

-         Italian doctors may have figured out a way to grow your foreskin back.

-         Taser Report

8AM (1):

-         According to CNN, ISIS has been specifically targeting western women on social media by taunting them with images of Nutella.

-         The principal of Sharpstown high school is under investigation for allegedly slapping two students before kicking them off campus.

8AM (2):

-         Today we honor the very first DJ, Thomas Edison.

-         Emails

-         24 years ago today, Public Enemy took a stand for rap music.

8AM (3):

-         Little Caesar’s has released a pizza covered in bacon. How long until someone brings us one?

-         A South Carolina woman was allegedly stabbed in the vagina by a black man. Turns out that she stabbed herself and made up the fact that the black guy did it.

-         Parody: You too can have bagel bites if your fetus worships the dark lord

8AM (4):

-         Audio: Pat Robertson doesn’t want you to have mongoloid children.

-         Putin may be a communist, but he’s very much a right-wing dictator.

9AM (1):

-         Audio: Rapper ‘lil B is considered a genius in the rap community.

-         How did you celebrate Ash Wednesday?

-         Yesterday Tyler Perry named Oprah the godmother of his son. Question is: can anyone name her godmother of their kid?

-         Celebrity Birthdays

-         Much to the surprise of everyone, Smokey Robinson can still sing.

9AM (2):

-         Everybody today has a video camera, which begs the question why we haven’t seen legitimate photos of Bigfoot.

-         Emails – Turns out that the W&J weight loss plan really works!

 

9AM (3):

 

-         There was a period in time where everything that Eddie Murphy touched went to gold.

-         Turns out that 55 percent of people think girls look best without makeup.

 

9AM (4):

 

-         Parody: Waffle House complaint

-         A study conducted at Baylor indicates that those that check their phone all the time are likely to suffer from depression.

-         Two British interceptors escorted Russian fighters near Cornwall, England.

-         Can the Republicans fill their next presidential candidate with enough balls to rival those held by Reagan?