5AM (1):

-         Good news: You didn’t miss a thing in the Oscars last night.

-         Hot Tub Time Machine 2 was a wash over the weekend, coming in at seventh place.

-         Why didn’t Joan Rivers get a mention in the Oscars? It must have something to do with the fact that she called Obama a woman…

5AM (2):

-         One thing that foreigners can’t surpass the US in is shopping.

-         Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 is in the works.

-         How much of a target are malls for terroristic activity these days?

-         Obama’s terrorism summit stayed far away from Islamists and the thugs in Ferguson.

-         Houston’s Mayor ‘Ms. Porker’ is disturbed by Rudy Giuliani’s recent comments about the President.

6AM (1):

-         5 Random Facts

-         We’re not required to remember information anymore; our brains have therefore taken a permanent vacation.

-         What would you pay to see a Nancy Pelosi twerk video surface?

-         Audio: Did a Canadian politician leave his voting seat in order to exchange an underwear purchase?

-         Are chemtrails to blame for the mass hysteria that seems to have overtaken the US?

6AM (2):

-         Does anyone really want a government that tells you how to perform the most basic of tasks?

-         Audio: In an age of auto tune, Lady Gaga can actually carry a tune. Who knew?

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-         Always assume you are being listened to and/or video recorded wherever you go. The days of anonymity are over.

6AM (3):

-         Guest: Erica Spindler – NOLA author, in studio.

6AM (4):

-         As terrible as the old Elvis movies were, they made tons of money in the box office.

-         Emails – How much respect should Dale Earnhardt Jr. get?

-         Do they retire driver numbers in NASCAR?

7AM (1)

-         Audio: Oscar winners

-         The Oscars should be renamed “Aren’t we better than you?”

-         Tootsie Roll Industries is the largest, most profitable candy company in the world.

-         What kind of slang terms did you use for pot back in the day?

-         According to reports, more and more women are foregoing a daily shower.

7AM (2):

-         Joan Rivers was snubbed during the death segment of the Oscars. Maybe it was because they needed to spend time covering the death of Brian Williams’ career.

-         This day in history

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7AM (3):

-         Does Beyonce hang a picture of Kim Kardashian in the studio when she cuts a new album? Word is she uses it to remind her of what she’d be if she had no singing career.

-         Most actors have a hard time pulling off comedy, especially in live situations.

-         Did you check out Clint Eastwood’s girlfriend at the Oscars?

-         What kind of music do you think Clint Eastwood puts on when he’s in the mood?

-         How does one steal 26,000 pounds of cheese?

7AM (4):

-         A German rapper has gone over to join ISIS.

-         The people that preach tolerance and political correctness are often the ones that exhibit the most hypocritical behavior.

-         Audio: C.J. Wilson, a 12-year-old Georgia boy has released a video on YouTube calling Obama out on his hatred of the country.

-         There’s a cheese war being waged across the world that you know nothing about. A Canadian man attempted to walk off with 26,000 pounds of cheese.

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