5AM (1):

-         Perhaps you’re familiar with the work of Ben Wolf. No? Turns out the Hollywood actor, a 4’ 4” man, was hit and killed by a stray SUV mirror.

-         In the honor of Ben Wolf, a short moment of silence for a short man.

5AM (2):

-         Who else was snubbed at the Oscars besides Joan Rivers?

-         Jason Riley, a black reporter for Fox has written a book called “Please Stop Helping us”

-         Tom Selleck can’t stand watching himself on screen. With De Niro, however, it’s the opposite.

6AM (1):

-         According to statistics, there are only 5 or 6 million illegals in the US. Yeah, right…

-         Michael Sam will be appearing on Dancing with the Stars.

-         For those outside of Georgia, the people on Honey Boo Boo are just your average Georgia residents.

6AM (2):

-         Audio: This female news reporter had trouble hearing Lady Gaga because of all the “Jigaboo” music in the background.

-         Using the word “Islam” in a negative context is now equivalent to using the ‘N word.’

6AM (3):

-         Frank Caliendo used to be on the show a lot but then he got too big for radio.

-         Alaska has now become the third state to legalize Marijuana for use in private.

-         A survey suggests that most people are hesitant to try new restaurants and usually stick only to a select few.

-         What would it take to justify moving the show to Bali?

6AM (4):

-         Democrats don’t lie, they simply ‘misspeak.’

 7AM (1)

-         Audio: Do you have trouble keeping your face warm? Try the Face Blanket.

-         Audio: Female news anchor has trouble hearing lady Gaga’s music because of all the “Jigaboo” music behind it.

-         Without TV weather people we simply wouldn’t know what to wear when it gets cold.

7AM (2):

-         Audio: Comedy – Task Rabbit and Pink Dot are real stores (and comedic fodder) thanks to Los Angeles.

-         Melanie Griffiths says she hasn’t seen her daughter’s movie 50 Shades of Grey

-         Kenny Rogers literally has no eyes anymore because of all his plastic surgery.

7AM (3):

-         Taser report

-         The “ghost of Trayvon Martin” have been said to haunt a crime scene in Boston.

-         Parody: Al Sharpton is out of a job

-         There were 278 accidents in Dallas yesterday because of the ice and freezing rain.

7AM (4):

-         Parody: Get your special edition Nike black history month shoes.

-         Did Bill Cosby have a favorite ‘raping robe?’

8AM (1):

-         Houston has made GQ’s ‘Cool List’ for having the top 25 cities with the best restaurants.

-         5 Random Facts

8AM (2):

-         Calls – Paul catches caller Forrest calling into the show and calls him out on it.

-         Parody: How does Shirley Q celebrate black history month?

-         Why do KKK hats have a point on the top?

8AM (3):

-         Parody: What happens if someone from India calls the US for tech support?

-         Louis Farrakhan thinks that black people built the country.

8AM (4):

-         The guy that shot Chris Kyle in claiming insanity, citing the comedy Seinfeld as the culprit for his insanity.

-         Isn’t it always the case that people sit around and say “Someone should do something about that”

 9AM (1):

-         Celebrity birthdays

-         Next weekend we will jump forward an hour.

-         Will Tiger Woods be able to come back from his slump? No one seems to think so.

-         Can Annise Parker actually read? She hasn’t called to disprove it…

9AM (2):

-         Al Sharpton is out of a job. What does this mean for his future?

9AM (3):

-         If you want to keep up with the show at any hour, download the W&J app. After all, it’s free!

-         Pauly D. may have been right: According to reports, taking a sauna bath at least once a week for 20 minutes makes you half as likely to die of heart disease.

9AM (4):

-         The requirements to join the NOPD are now being lowered. The requirement that applicants complete 60 hours of college credits is being eliminated.

-         According to Stephen Hawking, violence may be what eradicates the human race.