5AM (1):
- It’s not just
Barack that’s ruining the country; it’s his entire posse of crooks and
criminals.
- People wander how
the Germans came under Nazi rule. It really wasn’t much different than what the
US is currently experiencing, with the exception of speaking a different
language.
5AM (2):
- Pee Wee Herman
will be releasing a new movie soon. The film will go straight to Netflix.
- Thanks to the
winter storm, states like Alabama are under several emergency warnings.
- Cops had to
investigate over 200 accidents in Dallas yesterday thanks to the idiots that
don’t know how to drive in mild winter weather.
- Bill Cosby has a
new rape accuser.
- The verdict is in
for the Chris Kyle case.
6AM (1):
- It took less than
3 hours to arrive at the conclusion in the Chris Kyle murder case. Eddie Ray
Routh was found guilty in the slaying of Kyle.
- The Cleveland
Browns have changed their logo.
6AM (2):
- Do you remember
the Coon Chicken Inn?
- Audio: The Coon
Chicken Inn even had commercials
- Would Oscar
ratings go up if Billy Ed hosted?
6AM (3):
- The Keystone
Pipeline is the most researched, planned pipeline in the history of the US.
Barack still wants to veto it, however.
- Parody: How does
Obama really feel about the Keystone Pipeline?
6AM (4):
- Those that
support the global warming hypothesis probably believe that politicians have
the power to control the Sun itself.
7AM (1)
- How long will
Eddie Ray Routh last in prison?
- Calls
- The net
Neutrality bill will probably end up just like Obamacare; they’ll have to pass
it for us to see what’s in it.
7AM (2):
- As we wind down
black history month, are you satisfied with the way you honored black people
the past few weeks?
- Parody: And now,
a lesson in African American history
- Juan Williams
wants you to know that the police are there to protect you, which is why the
average citizen doesn’t need guns.
- We don’t need gun
control; we need people control.
- Emails – George
wrote his congressman a few weeks back regarding Net Neutrality. Thankfully the
politician is “watching it with great concern.”
7AM (3):
- 30 years ago the
US didn’t have the TSA. Efficiency would soar if the airlines were allowed to
regulate the safety of their own fleet.
- Where do the
highest earners of the government work?
- Parody: Turns out
the government is a better place to work than you thought!
- According to
Consumer Reports, “Tesla wins again” as their top pick for car of the year.
7AM (4):
- 5 Random Facts
8AM (1):
- Parody: Even
snowmen are sick of the movie Frozen
- Barack wants you
to think that there are only about 5 million illegals in the US. Yeah right…
probably more like 5 million per city.
- How long before
people start suing package couriers for failing to deliver a package?
8AM (2):
- A survey
indicates that if you’re tall, you are more likely to be smarter than the
average person.
- India ranks
number one for the most polluted country in the world.
- Starbucks is
taking measures to mitigate their ‘carbon footprint.’
- Ratings for the
NBC nightly news are up since the exit of Brian Williams. Not surprisingly,
Williams is taking the credit.
8AM (3):
- Alaska has
legalized marijuana for private use. How long until other states do the same?
- Matthew Perry
premiered in a remake of The Odd Couple.
- Would you play a
video game with a Dolly Parton character?
- ESPN has placed
Keith Olberman on a 1 week hiatus after publically attacking a fundraising
campaign aimed at raising money for kids with cancer.
8AM (4):
- Rob Emanuel has
been forced into a runoff with that guy named ‘Chuy.’
9AM (1):
- Guest: Kevin
James – Stand-up comedian
- Celebrity
Birthdays
- What’s Rashida
Jones up to these days?
9AM (2):
- The greatest
comedian of all time might just be Pat Robertson.
- Audio: “Cully
cully cully” - Pat Robertson wants you to be wary about yoga.
- Pee Wee Herman
will soon release a movie straight to Netflix.
- Judd Apatow will
be headlining an anti-gun rally in Los Angeles tonight. Thanks for sticking to
what you know, Judd.
- Waffle House
seems to have a problem with white people.
- According to a
study, making $89 an hour will get you the American dream.
- If you’re a black
guy can you safely make a joke about the president?
9AM (3):
- Emails – Will
saunas start becoming crowded thanks to recommendation of the show?
- A new study
indicates that 75 percent of all American jobs will be held by Mexicans in the
year 2020.
9AM (4):
- From now on, Mr.
Eaux is the definitive source for all things Bill Cosby.
- Another woman has
come forward with rape allegations against Bill Cosby.