5AM (1):

-         Guys with financial shows always seem to want to help you make millions. In the mean time, they’re taking your money.

5AM (2):

-         The Selma march is all about everything non white.

-         A Black student at the University of Oklahoma posted a comment on social media that racism is alive and well on the campus.

-         George W. Bush and Laura Bush have been cropped out of a photo being used in the Selma march.

 

6AM (1):

-         Apple has hired the CEO of Burberry to pitch the new Apple watch.

-         Audio: Nickelback’s new hit is an unusual departure from their typical stuff

-         Lisa Bonnet’s kid with Lenny Kravitz is 26 years old. The good news is that she’s already put out some saucy pictures.

6AM (2):

-         If you don’t like Tom Cruise, check out the movie where he dies every day.

-         ISIS may soon be spreading across the African continent.

6AM (3):

-         Retired Dallas radio personality Terry Dorsey has died.

-         A Florida man is in hot water after stealing the car of a woman he met on a dating website.

6AM (4):

-         The Roadrunner cartoon was bound by three basic rules.

-         If anyone read Barack’s books before the first election, no one would have voted for him.

-         Calls – Did the boys crack a joke about the death of Terry Dorsey? One Dallas listener thinks so and is willing to meet halfway to kick our asses!

 

7AM (1)

-         Audio: Have you heard the Metallica-Hall and Oates mash up?

-         When Bob Dylan met a crowd of booing fans back in the ‘70s he plugged in his guitar and went full electric.

-         Truth be told, the new Nickelback isn’t half bad.

7AM (2):

-         5 Random Facts

-         Taser report

7AM (3):

-         Parody: It’s your responsibility to go out and purchase the Apple watch without question.

-         The CEO of Burberry has been selected to pitch Apple’s new smart phone.

-         Most of the NFL guys refuse to believe that they’re running an entertainment organization.

-         Would you stage your own death to get out of the chore of planning a party?

 

7AM (4):

-         Parody: Downtown Funk - she gave it to ya!

-         Dunkin Donuts will no longer use Titanium Dioxide in their recipe. According to the company, the chemical is harmful to humans.

-         According to a study, suicide rates go up right after Daylight Saving Time.

-         Calls: Taylor wants a shout out for his JV baseball team

8AM (1):

-         We’re still trying to figure out how the Selma march inspired Barack’s birth. Neither of his parents even attended the event and his age doesn’t correspond correctly with the year of the march.

-         Audio: George Carlin was more high tech than you think

-         TIME magazine has released a list of the most influential people on the face of the planet. As expected, Kim Kardashian is on the list.

-         Remember the guy that wrote “hail Satan” on the side of a bridge? Turns out the guy that submitted the police report was the one that wrote it.

8AM (2):

-         Parody: Hillary Clinton’s emails aren’t as scandalous as you think. Especially since she’s sifted through them herself.

-         The most controversial Barbie of all time may be the new Oreo Barbie.

8AM (3):

-         Two American girls were caught carving their initials into the Roman Coliseum. The fine they may incur could be upwards of $20,000.

-         George and Laura Bush have been cropped out of a photo being used in the Selma march.

-         If you need a lesson in persistence, look no further than Abraham Lincoln. He lost 5 times before winning.

8AM (4):

-         The principal of a Chicago high school organized a ‘Black Lives Matter’ assembly

-         Audio: According to Kanye, George Bush doesn’t care about black people.

 

9AM (1):

-         Was Master P. a big fan of the show?

-         Celebrity Birthdays

-         Tonight is the two hour special of the Bachelor

-         The last thing we like is a correction. In fact, nothing will light up the phone bank than a bunch of corrections.

9AM (2):

-         Remember FNR motors? A video surfaced last month of employees at the dealership treating a pizza boy like crap. Similar video has surfaced again.

-         Which movies did well at the box office this weekend?

-         The number one pastime in Ireland is probably beer drinking

 

9AM (3):

-         Today is a day dedicated specifically to the Apple Watch.

-         Parody: What can’t the Apple Watch do?

-         American Sniper has become the highest grossing film of 2014. It’s safe to say that Clint Eastwood is doing well.

-         The best washing instructions say: “Give to woman”

 

9AM (4):

-         One of the alleged rape victims of Bill Cosby claims that the reason she waited 20 years to speak out was to “save black America.”

-         There are two Ryans and one Brian on the Texan’s field right now. This is sure to cause confusion.

-         Dr. Ben Carson has essentially pulled a Herman Cain.