5AM (1):

-         The world hates a smartass. A well-intentioned smartass, however, is a different story.

-         Two cops have been shot in Ferguson, Missouri during the protest of the resignation of a white cop. Wait, what?

5AM (2):

-         Here’s a tip: Don’t roll around in dog feces if you’re about to get arrested. One PA man found out the hard way.

-         What would a private phone conversation between Hillary and Bill sound like?

-         Turns out that racist fraternity chants aren’t that uncommon.

6AM (1):

-         Bruce Jenner has decided to postpone his reality show that was to feature his transition to a woman. According to Jenner, he’s not looking ‘womanly’ enough yet.

-         When you think of Billy Ed, perhaps the perception of a showbiz performer comes to mind. He wants to put an end to that stereotype.

6AM (2):

-         Roger Federer got lobbed by a kid! What are the chances that Roger let the kid win?

-         According to reports, Oprah was ‘stricken’ by racism in a recent trip Switzerland.

6AM (3):

-         Audio: Street audio from the shooting of two Ferguson cops.

-         Barack wants you to know that there is racism everywhere!

6AM (4):

-         A petition has been formed urging the band “Black Pussy” to change their name.

-         Audio: The music of Black Pussy isn’t as pleasant as one would hope.

-         Audio: Doug Stanhope

-         Was C3P0 in Star Wars gay? Perhaps the dark side is going gay…

-         The state of Ohio is becoming the next Florida. Most of our crazy news stories are coming out of Ohio this week.

-         Billy Ed wants to know what an “enclave” is.

-         Is there a band of Native Americans that still uses arrowheads and cuts people’s heads off?

7AM (1)

-         Audio: Hillary recorded a comedy segment back in ’95… it wasn’t funny.

-         Spring break is kicking off. In Texas, the number one destination is Galveston.

-         We’re begging the youth of America to stop these elaborate prom proposals.

-         Seniors in a New Mexico high school have voted to have a Communism-themed prom. Isn’t that just great?

7AM (2):

-         Guest: Dan Golvach – Son was murdered by an illegal alien. Working in a grassroots organization top stop an executive order of amnesty from Barack.

7AM (3):

-         Calls

-         Taser Report – In Cleveland, Ohio, a man was hit twice with a taser and later died of complications

7AM (4):

-         Parody: Would you vote for a naked mayoral candidate?

-         Some people are questioning whether or not Hillary is ‘progressive’ enough to warrant a vote.

-         According to reports, the surge of illegals into Houston is unprecedented.

 

8AM (1):

-         Inconvenient Truth: A black man is largely responsible for starting the slave movement in America.

-         The worst kind of whale watching is when a whale ‘breaches’ the water.

-         This day in history: 121 years ago today the first Coca Colas were sold. Of course, the original recipe featured wine and cocaine.

-         A city in Northern Italy received over 100 inches of snow in less than 2 days.

8AM (2):

-         Parody: McDonald’s is thrilled about their new kale dish

-         5 Random Facts

8AM (3):

-         Naming your Christian homeless shelter “Glory Hole” isn’t the best idea.

-         What is deemed sexual harassment these days?

-         Is it possible for a man to be ‘sexually harassed?’ Moreover, would the guy ever report it to HR?

8AM (4):

-         How many more times will Barack circumvent The Constitution?

9AM (1):

-         A new study shows that, no matter how men act around a woman, they are still being sexist.

-         Celebrity Birthdays – Today is Mitt Romney’s birthday.

-         How many songs did MC Hammer actually steal?

9AM (2):

-         Audio: Rand Paul wants Barack to understand the nuances of The Constitution.

-         If Rand Paul wants to improve his image, cut the lamb hair off your head.

-         People might be able to get behind a presidential candidate that wears a ‘Smokey the Bear’ hat, much like rapper Pharrell.

9AM (3):

-         Guest: Clifford Gooden – Wants reparations

-         Charles Barkley believes that all black people should forget about slavery. It never happened to them, never happened to their parents or grandparents; they should just move on with their lives and stop living in the past.

9AM (4):

-         Would you ever shoot a man just because his TV is too loud?

-         There’s a trend going around where teenagers are using outrageous schemes to try and make prom proposals.

-         It’s probably best to buy your prom date these days.