5AM (1):

-         People in TV sure talk fast. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that they’re not really saying anything though.

-         George Orwell’s predictions1984 is here. We are living it every day.

5AM (2):

-         By now, just about anyone can claim that they’ve been raped by Bill Cosby. Chelsea Handler has now claimed that she was also raped by the comedian.

-         Ben Affleck is going before Congress to talk about diplomacy. What qualifies someone that makes movies to speak on such a topic?

6AM (1):

-         Remember when Radio Shack used to collect all your information? Turns out the company may be selling it now in order to mitigate the company’s death.

-         Bowe Bergdahl is now being charged with desertion and misbehavior. Remember when Hillary claimed that he served with honor?

-         What else will the liberals find wrong with Ted Cruz? Today, it’s his logo.

-         Calls – Valerie Jarrett is from Iran

6AM (2):

-         What’s wrong with Ted Cruz’s logo? According to some, it looks like other logos ranging from Al Jazeera to a burning US flag.

-         Parody: Ask a gangster

-         Jimmy Paige is dating a 26-year-old girl. Paige is 71.

6AM (3):

-         Parody: It’s March Madness time

-         Audio: A Senator from the state of Nebraska would shoot cops if he had a gun.

6AM (4):

-         Scarface is being remade. Question is: why does it need to be remade in the first place?

-         One Direction will no longer remain a band.

7AM (1)

-         Inconvenient truth: The name of the hospital where Barack was supposedly born changed 5 years after he was born.

-         Parody: Reaction to One Direction’s break up

-         Why did Barack Obama claim that the crash of the Germanwings flight in the French Alps had nothing to do with terrorism? According to reports, the co-pilot voluntary initiated the descent of the airplane.

7AM (2):

-         Today we celebrate the release of Rev. Jesse Jackson Jr. from prison. Why would anyone celebrate a criminal?

-         Audio: The editor of Ebony magazine thinks that there are more sinister intentions behind the musical choices of Ted Cruz.

-         Bowe Bergdahl is looking at life in prison for treason. Why not the death penalty?

7AM (3):

-         Let’s not forget that Bergdahl’s hatred of America originated from his father.

-         Today is day 4 of the official Ted Cruz presidential campaign.

-         The liberals have a beef with Ted Cruz’s logo. What will it be tomorrow?

7AM (4):

-         Parody: Star Wars – E mom strikes back

-         The trailer for Entourage is out. Just Google “Summer’s Eve”

-         According to reports, the Heinz-Kraft merger in underway.

-         Japan has recently launched the largest aircraft carrier the country has produced since WWII. According to the Japanese government, the chief goal of the carrier is to maintain peace.

8AM (1):

-         More evidence is being released from the black box of the Germanwings flight that indicates that the cop-pilot’s intent was to crash the plane.

-         Why aren’t investigative journalists reporting the name of the co-pilot of Germanwings flight?

-         Guest: Brian Herty – Bloodstained Men & their Friends. His group is against circumcision in the US.

8AM (2):

-         Hillary Clinton would like you to believe that Bowe Bergdahl simply wondered away from his camp.

-         Parody: If Bowe Bergdahl was a delivery driver

-         Calls – Listener Bill recalls his circumcision at age 10

8AM (3):

-         How many more games in March Madness are left?

-         Parody: Try the new March Madness app

-         34 years ago today Austin, Texas declared this day “Christopher Cross Day”

-         John recalls his interaction with Christopher Cross during his days as the PD of KTSA in San Antonio.

8AM (4):

-         5 Random facts

-         Most people that aren’t from the South just don’t understand bull riding.

-         A group of individuals wants to put a stop to the practice of bull riding.

-         People still come out of the wood work to claim that, when a pit bull attacks, they just weren’t raised right.

-         This day in history – The Mott the Hoople song “All the Young Dudes” was written by David Bowie.

9AM (1):

-         Calls – Ted Cruz is building up his tolerance for bacon-wrapped shrimp

-         What is this invisible force that keeps black people from reaching the top of the corporate ladder?

-         Emails – Kim is a nurse and has no problem with circumcisions

-         Billy Ed likes sausage

-         Celebrity Birthdays

9AM (2):

-         Today has been a day of penises. We had a ‘circumcision activist’ on and then Billy Ed professed his love for sausage.

-         Kelly Lebrock’s leather jacket worn in Weird Science is for sale for $35,000.

9AM (3):

-         What are the chances that the co-pilot of the Germanwings was regarded as a ‘nice guy?’

-         If the cops wanted to tackle DUIs at the source, they would hang out at a bar. DUI checkpoints are predicated on revenue, not taking drunks off the streets.

9AM (4):

-         Busted: The liberals have caught Ted Cruz red handed for listening to country music.

-         Audio: Does this innocuous country song make you want to go kill Muslims like the liberals would have you think?

-         Van Halen is coming back, but does anyone care?