5AM (1):

-         Now in the news: If you don’t make a cake for gay people, you need to suffer!

-         When did bakers lose the right to not make a cake for someone? Refusing someone’s business isn’t anything new.

-         This whole ‘hurt feelings’ doesn’t happen in any other country but the US.

5AM (2):

-         It’s very un-Muslim like to take up-skirt pictures of women.

-         A PA woman was arrested for forgery last week for faking the fact that she was a lawyer. In fact, the woman was so good at it that she was a partner in a local law firm.

6AM (1):

-         Used to be that kids just wanted to be on television. Nowadays, becoming a YouTube sensation is the new ’15 minutes of fame.’

-         When you watch classic movies in foreign languages, they always seem to lose their impact.

-         It’s long past due for a black James Bond.

-         What if Hussein Bolt became the next Tarzan?

-         Political correctness has made it such that everything has to have some kind of a black counterpart.

6AM (2):

-         Bill Cosby is back in the news. Last weekend all was quiet, however, two more women have come forward this weekend.

-         Fun fact: 10 percent of all Europeans were conceived on an Ikea bed.

-         Would you ever confuse a man for an alligator? According to the attorney of a Florida drug addict, it’s okay only if you’re high and sleep deprived.

6AM (3):

-         Parody: Charles Barkley comments on March Madness

-         Parody: Kentucky has a great basketball team but you wouldn’t want to live there.

-         Emails - Mr. Kenneth made a guy mad on Friday.

-         Research indicates that people use just 10 percent of the apps on their smart phones.

6AM (4):

-         Hillary Clinton has erased over 30,000 emails from her private email server after the government ordered her not to tamper with them. In the meantime, liberals still think that republicans are the corrupt ones.

-         Who knew that Ronald Reagan used to rap?

-         Obama doesn’t want old people to get the surgeries they need on Obamacare. After all, what if the next illegal alien needs that knee more than the senior citizen?

7AM (1)

-         The black brunch protesters are at it again in Atlanta.

-         Inconvenient truth: The majority of black deaths are committed by other black people.

-         Eric Holder was right: We are a nation of cowards.

-         There’s a great analogy to be made with the locked cabin door of the Germanwings flight and Barack Obama. Barack has kept Americans locked out of the door of the White House his entire presidency.

7AM (2):

-         5 Random Facts

-         Is using the word “oriental” racist?

-         Would you shoplift a vibrator for your girlfriend if it ensured you would get sex? A Florida man did but found out the hard way that things don’t always work out as planned.

7AM (3):

-         Calls

7AM (4):

-         A woman has been charged for squirting breast milk on a police officer.

8AM (1):

-         The one thing that radio guys love to do is talk shop with other radio people.

-         Why do men grow huge beards? According to science, it’s a primal ‘badge of honor.’

-         Michelle Obama spoke at the “Black Girls Rock” gathering this weekend.

8AM (2):

-         Audio: Producer Ken went to the cheerleader tryouts for the Houston Texans over the weekend to grab some audio from these smart girls!

8AM (3):

-         Audio: Part 2 of Producer Ken’s experience at the Houston Texans cheerleader tryouts.

-         Did you watch the iHeart music awards last night? We didn’t either.

-         According to a study it’s not the quantity of time you spend with your kids, it’s the quality.

8AM (4):

-         Audio: POP for life, baby! Part 3 of Producer Ken’s experience at the Houston Texans cheerleader tryouts.

9AM (1):

-         It’s been revealed that the co-pilot of the doomed Germanwings flight was on psychotropic drugs and had a history of mental illness dating back several years. Even more disturbing, Lufthansa reportedly has a policy that urges pilots to come forward if they are having mental issues.

-         Calls – Can you determine if a woman is fat just by the sound of her voice?

-         Celebrity Birthdays

9AM (2):

-         A study indicates that Americans spend $30 a year on things they regret buying.

-         Why aren’t clothing sizes standardized?

9AM (3):

-         Do you watch MMA wrestling? Over the weekend, an MMA fighter revealed what the entire world already knew: MMA wrestling is not real.

-         Guest:  Ray Stevens – He’s got a new comedy album and a show coming up in Gulfport

9AM (4):

-         An 84-year-old woman won a car on The Price is Right.

-         Monty Python’s Flying Circus made it on the list for the best sketch comedies ever written.

-         Terrible news: Coachella music festival has banned the use of selfie sticks. How will anyone ever know you went!?

-         2 more women have come out of the woodwork claiming that they were raped by Bill Cosby over 40 years ago.