5AM (1):
- These are the
things the media services want us to talk about today: Celebrities, celebrity
news and loads of other celebrity crap. Of course, there’s nothing about how
the US is on the brink of WWIII.
- According to
Forbes, if Hillary were the CEO of a corporation, she would be the fourth
highest paid female CEO in the country. It’s important to remember that she’s
just one of us, however.
- Europe is being
overrun by African refugees trying to escape hardships. The immigration is
beginning to wreak havoc on the European economy, however… who does that sound
like?
5AM (2):
- Did you watch the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremony over the weekend?
- Radio
demographers are quick to forget that it’s not the millennials they need to
pander to, it’s the baby boomers. After all, they’re the ones still supporting
the millenials because they can’t find a job.
- The NFL draft
countdown is on.
6AM (1):
- Would you be
willing to take a knife to the neck for a cell phone?
- Why don’t hookers
ever give you a taste before you pay them? After all, it’s only fair to sample
it before you buy it.
6AM (2):
- Happy birthday to
Adolf Hitler today! Do they still celebrate his birthday in Germany?
- Today is the
anniversary of the Oklahoma City bombing and Columbine. Can Hitler take credit
for it?
- The mother of the
Boston bomber is appealing to the courts to try and get them to show some
sympathy for her son.
- Calls
- Believe it or
not, there’s a group of industrious hookers campaigning for Hillary.
6AM (3):
- In a world where
the term “redskin” is unacceptable, what’s the fate of Indian Motorcycle
Company?
- According to a
recent interview, Johnny Manzeil is a changed man.
- Shia LeBouf wants
you to know how hard it is to be famous.
6AM (4):
- Today is the 16th
anniversary of the Columbine massacre.
- It’s most
unfortunate to have a child for a president. Case in point: Barack Obama
- Turns out that
Bush may have been right all along about weapons of mass destruction.
- Imagine having
access to bacon-wrapped shrimp every day
7AM (1)
- Univision
recently cancelled a long running series that featured hot chicks in bikinis.
Why don’t they consult us before making moves like this?
- GUEST: Jason
Miller – In charge of the Houston chapter of Houston NORML
- Turns out that
the origins of 420 may have to do with an old police code.
7AM (2):
- Parody: Marriage
tips from Morgan Freeman
- Calls – The
majority of pain killers could be eliminated with legalization of marijuana
- Have you seen the
campaign photo that Hillary doesn’t want you to see?
7AM (3):
- Taser Report
7AM (4):
- It doesn’t take
long to realize that TV is NOT your friend. Radio on the other hand will never
let you down.
- This year marks
the 10th anniversary of the genesis of YouTube.
- Parody: What’s
new with Hamas TV?
- Have you read the
latest edition of Guns n Ammo? The edition features the first woman in 51 years
to be featured on the cover.
- The Second
Amendment wasn’t implemented for the sake of hunting; it was implemented for
self defense and protection from the tyranny of an overruling government.
8AM (1):
- Would you be
willing to endorse Carly Fiorina for president? According to the politician,
Hillary wouldn’t have much to stand on with another woman running for the Oval
Office.
- Can you remember
the last time we had a good looking president? Truth is: good looking people
just don’t make good politicians.
- Here’s a tip if
you plan on flying with Southwest Airlines in the near future: don’t fall
asleep! One man found this out the hard way when he woke up with a pen stabbed
in his arm.
8AM (2):
- This day in
history
- The boys gave
away a Ram truck at the Sterling truck triangle this weekend
8AM (3):
- Is Cole Swindell
a real name? He’s not fooling anyone with a name like that
8AM (4):
- Today is 4/20 –
How will you celebrate?
- The peeps at PBS
censored part of a show that Ben Affleck starred in after they discovered that
his great grandfather was a slave owner.
- Hillary Clinton’s
van parked illegally in a handicapped spot over the weekend.
- Audio: “We’ve
never seen Hillary get a burrito before…”
- Hillary Clinton
could nail the election if she put up a video on YouTube of her lighting a fart
on fire.
- It’s good to live
in a country where a black guy can a point a gun at a cop and not get shot
9AM (1):
- We’ve been
waiting on the $1 million check that Mark Cuban promised us all those years
ago.
- Celebrity
Birthdays
- Let’s not forget
that today is Adolf Hitler’s birthday as well
- Secretary’s Day
is coming up. Excuse us… that’s ‘executive assistant day’
- 5 Random Facts
- Paul Blart’s new
movie debuted over the weekend.
9AM (2):
- TV would lead you
to believe that people that drive expensive cars drive them like idiots. Truth
is: most people baby them and head to the garage at the first sign of hail.
- Bill Shatner is
threatening to write yet another book.
- The Boston
Marathon is currently underway
9AM (3):
- 5 teenagers in
Florida broke into homes in an attempt to collect jewelry to make ‘grills’ for
themselves.
- Emails – Derek
wants to know if he should dump his dirty girlfriend
- Have you ever
date someone with ugly nipples?
9AM (4):
- In the age of
iTunes, why do people even cut records anymore?
- Does Greg Abbott
smoke pot?
- Kids would love a
wheelchair destruction video game
- Hillary Clinton
is just a regular old gal. She drives a van, eats Chipotle… what’s not to love?
- The Earth Day
people left incredible amounts of trash behind in NYC over the weekend.
- Yet another
scientist has come out and claimed that global warming is a hoax.
- 10 biggest
mistakes you can make on your resume
