5AM (1):

 

-         With age comes great wisdom

-         Jay-z launched his paid new music service called “Title” the other week. Unfortunately the app has done terrible since day one.

-         45 years ago today the first “Earth Day” was launched

 

5AM (2):

 

-         What really happens when you plug your Prius into your house?

-         Sean Penn has melted all his guns down but at the same time released a movie with the word “gun” in the title. How’s that for irony?

 

6AM (1):

 

-         Life lesson: Don’t do your own tattoos. A guy in England recently bought a tattoo gun and attempted to tattoo his son’s name on his arm while drunk.

-         The weather man wants to save your life by telling you how to act with the impending weather.

-         JJ Watt paraphernalia accounts for over 10 percent of NFL merchandise sales

 

6AM (2):

 

-         What a hell of a poker player Barack is. It’s easy to waste money when it’s not yours.

-         A Colorado man decided to shoot up his computer after a long struggle with the device.

-          Barack wants you to know that you can’t have all the bandwidth you want even if you can pay for it. In other words, you must have less because the poor have none.

-         The basic principle of Communism is shared misery.

 

6AM (3):

 

-         Parody: Today is Earth Day. How will you celebrate?

-         Earth Day led to the creation of the EPA.

-         Barack is heading to the Everglades today.

-         The co-founder of Green Peace wrote last month that humans aren’t causing any kind of visible change to Earth’s climate.

-         Happy secretary day

 

6AM (4):

 

-         Barbara Walters’ ratings have plummeted. Turns out Americans don’t want broads in broadcasting.

-         How long before Jon Stewart replaces Lester Holt?

-         This day in history

-         Why is musician Donovan in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?

7AM (1)

 

-         Parody: What do we really think about King Obama?

-         What are the things you trust more than Hillary Clinton?

-         Hillary Clinton is so old that she remembers the Alamo

7AM (2):

-         GUEST: Joan Cheever – Owns a food truck called the Chow Line in San Antonio and feeds the homeless. The government wants her to stop.

7AM (3):

-         Audio: George Carlin – the planet is fine; we’re not going to save it.

7AM (4):

-         5 Random Facts

-         Sad news: Paris Hilton’s dog has died.

-         Captain Kirk has the answer to California’s water crisis

-         Jay-z’s new paid streaming music app is failing miserable.