5AM (1):
- BEST OF
5AM (2):
- BEST OF
6AM (1):
- There are so many
Spanish stations in Houston that it’s practically like being in Guadalajara.
- Bill Gates’
biggest fear in life is that a global epidemic, far bigger than Ebola, will
sweep the world and claim everyone as victims.
- In the news this
morning: 10 best late night hosts of all time. Why is this crap in the news?
6AM (2):
- The Rockets are
getting their asses handed to them by the Golden State Warriors.
- The FIFA
organization is under fire for taking bribes. Does this surprise anyone?
6AM (3):
- The media wants
us to know that Hillary Clinton is just like us.
- According to
Hillary, she wants to reinvigorate the middle class.
- Modern politics
is essentially a banking business; you’re the one that provides the money,
however.
6AM (4):
- Liberals are
having trouble putting stank on Ted Cruz because he rarely slips up under the
media microscope.
- Calls – Rodney
proves how not to call the show.
- Did you catch
Hillary breaking out her Southern twang again?
7AM (1)
- Parody: Ready to
ship your punk teen off? Try Punk-in-a-Trunk!
- Turns out that
some parents enjoy sharing their meds with their kids.
- Hillary is
twanging it up with her Southern accent.
- Calls
- According to a
report, cremation is most popular in Nevada.
- The US military
inadvertently mailed out a bunch of anthrax thanks to some lab workers. Over 20
people have been put in post-exposure treatment. Of course, had that been a
private company, liberals would be demanding that the company be put out of
business.
- A 70-year-old man
was caught hiding a prostitute under his bed in an old folks home.
7AM (2):
- A Chinese man
broke the world record for wearing a suit of bees.
- Taco Bell in
Chicago will start selling alcohol.
- 10 things you
need to do before you declare yourself a grownup.
7AM (3):
- Caller Rodney is
a great example of what not to do if you call us.
- The death toll in
India has risen to 1400 because of the heat wave.
7AM (4):
- Audio: How many
different dialects can Hillary perform?
- A 45-year-old gal
went to a barbeque and decided to stab her neighbor in the eye over some ribs.
All in honor of our troops, of course…
- Carly Fiorina
summed it up right when asking “What has Hillary done?” Maybe the right answer
is being a hit man.
8AM (1):
- Most people won’t
try anything new after the age of 25 according to one study.
- Is it appropriate
to name a chicken after Sam Houston?
- Mexico may have
already emptied ¼ of their entire population into the US.
- The more we hear
Jeb Bush attack fellow Republicans the more we hate him.
- By the time all
is said and done, ½ of the population of Mexico may walk among us.
8AM (2):
- Parody: The
Canadians don’t know what to do about us Americans, eh…
- The Mexican
government is doing just what Castro has done: send their undesirables out of
thecountry.
8AM (3):
- Some media
organizations such as the AP are writing articles aimed at debunking myths
about ISIS.
- Parody: Getting
married? Try the ISIS honeymoon package!
- Net Neutrality is
back in the news today.
- Remember, soon or
later you run out of other people’s money.
8AM (4):
- Oddly enough the
woman that stabbed her neighbor with a knife over a rack of ribs lives in
Indian, not Florida.
- Al Sharpton
shocked listeners Wednesday when he asked people on Twitter whether or not the
Texas flooding was due to manmade climate change or God’s rebuke?
- Why doesn’t
anyone hold Sharpton to the same standards that everyone else is held to?
- Obama is not
interested in selling his daughter. Michelle, on the other hand, may be a
different story.
- Parody: Barack
wants to sell you Michelle. After all, she’s got thick thighs and loves to tell
you what to eat for dinner.
9AM (1):
- Only the lucky
ones get anthrax in the mail.
- This day in
history
- Celebrity
Birthdays
- Is there any
logical reason why Hillary Clinton isn’t in prison?
9AM (2):
- How hard would it
be for Hillary Clinton to get by on $45,000/yr? It’s likely she can’t get by on
that in a single day.
9AM (3):
- Audio: What will
oldies stations sound like in 10 years?
- Baltimore is in a
world of hurt. People are afraid to go outside because of the amount of thugs
roaming around looting and rioting.
- Gun laws in
Arizona more closely resemble those in Texas than any other state.
9AM (4):
- Audio: SheJack
cares tremendously about folks enduring the Texas floods.
- What would it
take for us to start our own ice cream company in the image of Blue Bell?
- Lindsey Lohan has
completed her community service. This is the kind of crap that made the news
this morning.
