5AM (1):

-    Hillary really does believe that she’ll beat everyone in her path. What are the chances that these polls are fake?
-    The EPA is rolling out a new law that will end up costing farmers more money. According to reports, the law will require farmers to report any kind of standing water on their land.

5AM (2):

-    Have you ever priced bulletproof glass? It’s expensive as hell and we’re not fortunate enough to have it.
-    The Annheiser Busch plant in Georgia has stopped making beer and is bottling water for Texans in distress.


6AM (1):

-    Exciting stuff went down in Bossier City last night.
-    Who would’ve thought that people from Missouri are great spellers?
-    Parts of Central Texas and East Texas are expecting more flooding. If you’ve ordered that new carpet, you might want to wait on the install.

6AM (2):

-    There’s a large group of people that listen to our show including other radio guys.
-    Audio: Turns out that radio in Australia is the same as in the States.
-    The guy recall their time working with the infamous “Pig Vomit”

6AM (3):

-    Parody: Didn’t get to go to your prom? Try “Cradle-to-the-Grave Dating Service”
-    Remember when it was still legal to hurt someone’s feeling?
-    Calls – What do chem trails, Jade Helm and the Texas floods have in common? Turns out nothing.

6AM (4):

-    One Florida man thought it would be a good idea to steal an AK-47 by putting them in his pants.
-    Police in Baltimore are so afraid of being arrested for doing their job that crime is out of control.
-    It’s important to remember that Baltimore has some of the strictest gun laws in America.
-    Have you checked out the Japanese game show that features girls blowing on tubes with insects inside?

 
7AM (1)

-    Audio: Dean Edwards comedy
-    Clint Eastwood will be 85 this weekend.
-    Question of the day: If you knew you could bed Katniss, would you assassinate a president of your choice?
-    San Andreas and Aloha both open this weekend. Which will you see?

7AM (2):

-    Lena Dunham wants you to know that there’s not a person on her show that hasn’t seen the inside of her vagina.
-    This day in history
-    What do you think would happen if you told a cop “you’re gonna have to tase me bro!”?

7AM (3):

-    Taser Report
-    Shaq is a huge fan of the show!

7AM (4):

-    Thanks, Scott for sending in more naked pictures of your ex girlfriend.
-    The EPA wants to regulate any form of standing water on your property if you’re a farmer.
-    Parody: The farmer song



8AM (1):

-    Parody: New from Duggar games: Duggar Hugging!
-    Fun Fact: James Garfield is the only US president to prove a math theorem.
-    Fun facts
-    Could you imagine how the world would change if every single American were forced to listen to us every morning?

8AM (2):

-    If we asked you what the number one thing we preach on the show, would you be able to tell us what it is?
-    We reposted the two girls one cockroach video to Facebook

8AM (3):

**
-    Calls – Mark from North Carolina needs some wedding advice before he marries his 200 pound fiancé.
-    There’s a viral picture going around of a man proposing to his fiancé at another couple’s wedding. The picture has stirred up quite a bit of controversy because some believe that no one should take the attention away from another wedding. Furthermore, the gal looks like a giant football player.
-    Proctologists have created a robot anus aimed at training physicians in med school.

8AM (4):

**
-    Let’s be clear here: We didn’t hate on fat people earlier, but what we look like is not relevant to the conversation.
-    Parody: We are farmers!



 
9AM (1):

-    Audio: There’s a firm that buys the unclaimed luggage from airlines.
-    No other place on the planet is required to take off their shoes except America. It has nothing to do with safety, it’s all about compliance.
-    Celebrity Birthdays
-    There’s a good chance that Clint Eastwood is healthier than us, even at 85.

9AM (2):

-    The Houston Texans have been chosen for the Hard Knocks team on HBO
-    What brand of pickup truck is JJ Watt selling these days?
-    Jimmy Graham may get s second Super Bowl ring. In other news, is he gay?

9AM (3):

-    There’s a list that’s been compiled of some of the benchmark things that people should have achieved by a certain age.
-    According to yet another study, Hawaii is the only state with an obesity rate less than 20 percent. In last place was Mississippi.
-    John recalls his time driving to PA each year as a kid

9AM (4):

-    Audio: A group called “We are Watchmen” has made a song about Ted Cruz even though he didn’t ask for it.
-    In modern politics, it takes your money to take even more of your money.
-    Parody: There’s nothing gay about a guy named Elton living in Arizona with his Jihadist brother.
-    A cow broke out of a slaughterhouse in Cincinnati. Unfortunately, the cow was later shot just 50 feet in front of a McDonald’s.