5AM (1):

-    The media is out to get Ben Carson just like they are with Marco Rubio.

5AM (2):

-    It’s about time that the Republicans start playing dirty like the Democrats. How else will they catch up?
-    In other news, one man wants to know “What the hell is going on with these Republicans?” The Democrats are stealing the country away while the Republicans help them carry the stuff out to the truck.
-    A Wales man created a cross between a donut and sausage, aptly named the ‘dausage’

6AM (1):

-    Phone Poll – Who’s the bigger phony: Dr. Phil, Dr. Drew or Dr. Oz?
-    Audio: A man thought it would be funny to make a video of him filling his underwear with fire ants. The resulting screams sound like a girl!
-    Chiggers are out in force now. The best defense to this is to keep your grass short.

6AM (2):

-    A black resident of McKinney says that the incident that occurred over the weekend all stems back to the parents of the teens, not the cops.
-    Ann Coulter says she’s amazed at the media’s ability to cover up relevant stories like illegal immigration and instead cover topics such as ‘racism.’
-    The media loves to tell you about Marco Rubio’s ‘luxury’ fishing boat, but neglects to tell you about John Kerry’s massive 70 foot boat.
-    Calls

6AM (3):

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-    Audio: There’s a viral video going around of a Marine singing the song from the Lion King to a captured terrorist

6AM (4):

-    How long will it take to repair Barack’s damage to the country?

7AM (1)

-    Bill and Hillary are still at large across the US.
-    The NFL is filled with some of the biggest pansies on the face of the planet.
-    Audio: This guy proves that liberals will sign up for just about anything.
-    Calls

7AM (2):

-    Parody: Is Billy Ed really who you want in office?
-    Parody: Mr. Eaux is as white as mayonnaise inside
-    Calls

7AM (3):

-    How is Dr. Phil on TV anymore?
-    5 Random Facts
-    The US Embassy in Jakarta, Indonesia decided to move the celebration of America’s Independence to June the 4th in order to accommodate Muslims.
-    There’s a new show coming out called The Ballers that features The Rock. The show is centered on football.

7AM (4):

-    Christopher Lee has died.
-    Billy Ed has a long list of people he’d like to outlive. Bon Jovi was just added to the list after it was revealed that Jovi is funding a support fundraiser for The Clinton campaign.



8AM (1):

-    Sad news: Actor Christopher Lee has died. How will his metal band survive without him?

8AM (2):

-    Rapper Rick Ross is in hot water for driving with windows that were too dark. Cops found drug paraphernalia inside.
-    How do you like your wings?

8AM (3):

-    Warning to fat chicks: if you sweat a lot, you’ll attract a lot of mosquitoes!
-    It’s only female mosquitoes that suck blood; the males just want to run along and do their own thing.
-    The media is having a heyday with Marco Rubio’s small fishing boat. They neglect to tell you about John Kerry’s massive yacht that has another small boat on top of it.
-    Michael Jordan put his house up on the market but had to cut the asking cost in half.

8AM (4):

-    Remember Tele Tubbies? We had to get rid of them because they were all gay.
-    Lester Holt wants a raise. He’s currently making $4 million/year but thinks he should be making Brian Williams’ salary.
-    The New York Times wants you to know that Marco Rubio is just an out of touch rich guy.

 
9AM (1):

-    In order to be referred to as a “Buckaroo” you must not ask if you are one or not.
-    Celebrity Birthdays
-    A train containing a white powdery substance has overturned in Katy. Don’t freak out, though… it’s probably not anthrax.

9AM (2):

-    Bruce Jenner may be appearing in New Orleans soon. We’d like to just sit next to him and question his moronic decisions.
-    Used to be that we’d get great promotions through the radio station, not anymore.

9AM (3):

-    Good news for those on Obamacare wishing to change sexes: Obama’s got your back!
-    Rodney may be only 24, but he’s got a lifetime of hate under his belt. He decided to shove a white woman into traffic and then threaten her with a knife.
-    This day in history

9AM (4):

-    Can you remember the last day you exercised? Moreover, do you know what the exercise was?
-    Billy Ed used to have a thing for Barbie Benton.