5AM (1):

-    Pope Francis claims that manmade climate change is an integral part of Christianity.
-    It’s strange to think of communism and Christianity going hand in hand.
-    Rand Paul has kept his cool in the face of adversity. Maybe he could do something about that voice though…

5AM (2):

-    Today is Producer Kenny’s birthday and we’re already stuffing our faces with chocolate cake!
-    The obese outnumber those who are actually overweight
-    We don’t agree with Jeb Bush much but the whole confederate flag thing is getting out of hand
-    Wal Mart will stop selling all confederate flag and southern-themed merchandise. Does “southern themed” mean they won’t sell anything that has to do with Bill and Hillary?
-    A large amount of Uber drivers quit yesterday when the company announced its drivers cannot drive with a concealed weapon.

6AM (1):

-    Audio: Chimpanzees might soon replace drummers
-    Taylor Swift called out Apple publically for passing charges on to artists

6AM (2):

-    What better way to use a drone than using it to take out a shark?
-    Our President is without a doubt the most ‘hood’ president we’ve ever had. He has no problem using the ‘N’ word.
-    Remember the footage of Barack shooting skeet?
-    What if we handled criminals like the Chinese?

6AM (3):

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-    Parody: What did Rachel Dolezal sound like as a child?
-    The TV weather people in Houston have some great tips for dealing with the humidity

6AM (4):

-    Audio: What are the worst words to say?
-    A large majority of professional athletes blow all their money before their retirement
-    Turns out the Gulf has a large amount of poop floating around in it


 
7AM (1)

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-    Have you seen Dog the Bounty Hunter lately? The song on the show is just terrible.
-    Billy Ed recommends never trying to have a good body because you won’t disappoint anyone later, including yourself.
-    Emails
-    Dog the Bounty Hunter lives in Conroe, TX now.

7AM (2):

-    Cops arrested 22 people at a Kenny Chesney concert in Wisconsin the other day.
-    Audio: Here are some of the police dispatch calls from the Kenny Chesney concert
-    We can thank Florida for making us all look good.

7AM (3):

-    The infamous photo of the fried rat at KFC has been debunked. A lab analyzed the meat and determined it was indeed chicken.
-    Parody: Let’s spend one minute inside a woman’s head…
-    This day in history

7AM (4):

-    If you look hard enough you can almost always find something that Hitler did in the news on a day-to-day basis.
-    Have you seen Tiger Woods play golf recently?
-    Parody: Try Tiger Woods cutlery if you’re not as sharp as you used to be.


8AM (1):

-    Bill Cosby has pretty much made his rape allegations go away.
-    P. Diddy assaulted the football coach from UCLA

8AM (2):

-    ‘Gender fluidity’ is the new norm in the world. If you’re not down with these kinds of terms, you’re just a dinosaur.

8AM (3):

-    Racism will exist until Barack and his race-baiting kind stop spreading it like mayonnaise.
-    An original button from the Clinton-Gore campaign featuring a confederate flag is selling on eBay. What will Hillary have to say about the matter?

8AM (4):

-    Barack wants you to know that the kind of violence that took place in South Carolina doesn’t happen in other “advanced countries.”
-    Do you remember the “Chair Man” in some old furniture commercials?
-    Emails – If the Pope is injecting politics into his rhetoric, the church is no longer a tax-free entity.
-    According to The Pope, considering the effects of manmade climate change is part of your duty as a Christian.
-    What are the chances that P. Diddy blames racism as the main reason he assaulted the football coach at UCLA?

 
9AM (1):

-    Emails – We have so much going on in our daily lives, how can we possibly try to repress an entire race of people?
-    Celebrity Birthdays
-    Producer Ken and Clarence Thomas share a birthday

9AM (2):

-    The nipples of Paris Hilton have gotten away from her yet again. The only person that has seen more of her body is her OBGYN.
-    The Obama coffee joke has caused worldwide outrage
-    A new line of women’s underwear is being released aimed at eliminating camel toe.

9AM (3):

-    A woman nearly lost her legs due to her Lena Dunham style skinny jeans.
-    Emails – The majority of people we’re getting emails from aren’t too happy about the potential elimination of the confederate flag.

9AM (4):

-    A black police officer in NOLA was killed on Saturday. Where is Obama?
-    Does the statue of Robert E. Lee have a place in New Orleans? Some want it taken away
-    In the cop world, blue is more important than black or white.
-    If they do end up taking the statue of Robert E. Lee down, we’d like to have it ourselves.