5AM (1):

-    There are those who are cut out for the ninja life and those that aren’t. Guess which one we are?
-    Seeing the name “Clinton” in the context of a presidential race makes us feel like we’re a character in Groundhog Day.
-    If you throw the ‘n’ word around like Obama does you’re just trashy.

5AM (2):

-    Why would we care how some actor gets ‘in the mood’ to act?
-    Dick Van Patton is dead at the age of 86.
-    Have you seen the new Jurassic Park movie?

6AM (1):

-    Audio: Have you heard of this word? It’s not what you think…
-    The confederate flag will be removed from political buildings, but liberal politicians want to take it too far.  
-    If you were trying to sneak contraband into prison, would hiding saw blades in frozen meat do the trick?

6AM (2):

-    Audio: Comedian Ron White
-    Billy Ed found himself a gal on today’s birthday list that’s just right for him. It may be about time to make a change…

6AM (3):

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-    A man has won $500,000 in damages after his medical staff berated him under anesthesia during a colonoscopy.
-    Why is it that so many rappers can’t decide what their name is?
-    Is that sound an electric saw or just Billy Ed farting?
-    Bobby Jindal is fixing to make an announcement

6AM (4):

-    Mr. Eaux is getting worked up about the fact that Billy Ed hung a confederate flag in the studio.
-    Parody: Shirley Q has a friend that collects slave memorabilia
-    Wouldn’t it be ironic if a civil war broke out over the recent confederate flag debacle?

 
7AM (1)

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-    The average age for your typical fast-food worker in America is 29.5 years old. Thanks Obama!
-    Calls
-    Perhaps the most appropriate flag we should fly is the surrender flag.
-    Question of the day: Do you have any faith in today’s leadership? We’re not just referring to Obama; we’re referring to everyone on Capitol Hill.
-    Should it be mandatory that all people wishing to vote provide proof that they have income?

7AM (2):

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-    Parody: What if Chicago was held to the same standards that the rest of the country is?
-    Are there more Spider Mans today than there are Republicans?
-    Bobby Jindal is set to make an announcement today
-    The government now owes trillions of dollars in social security to those that counted on it for their retirement.

7AM (3):

-    Audio: When you get pulled over by a cop, you don’t know if he comes from a long line of great leaders, or if it’s just someone that wanted an extra $10 an hour to play with a gun.
-    Recently a former chef of the White House was found dead on a hiking trail in New Mexico. Funny thing is that the guy wasn’t the outdoors type. Perhaps he had some run-ins with Hillary…

7AM (4):

-    We need to take a moment to thank Wal Mart and other stores like Amazon for removing the confederate flag and other southern merchandise from their stores. Meanwhile, Che Geuvara material still remains on their shelves.
-    Isn’t it cool that P. Diddy and Suge Knight are in the same prison?
-    A security video of P. Diddy’s assault has been reviewed by police and his charges have been upped.


8AM (1):

-    Parody: This portion of the show brought to you by the P. Diddy Kettle Bell Defense Institute (PDKBDI)
-    Emails – Listener Jessica has been labeled a ‘racist’ at work
-    If you’re a black person why would you vote for the party that started the KKK? And no, we’re not talking about the Republican Party.
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8AM (2):

-    Missing kids aren’t on milk cartons anymore because the program turned out to be a colossal failure.
-    When did the right to not be offended become commonplace in America?
-    Calls

8AM (3):

-    Parody: We’re getting worked up about the new Terminator movie
-    Emails – JP is having trouble finding Rebecca Creek whiskey in his hometown
-    A new trend called ‘glamping’ is on the rise. The term refers to the trend of camping at a resort-like campsite.

8AM (4):

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-    Parody: Kim Kardashian speaks out against the objectification of women
-    A man in Florida thought it would be a good idea to do some purse snatching. Being the dumbass that he is, he found out the hard way that it’s not a good idea to have a mutual friend on facebook with the woman he robbed.
-    This day in history

 
9AM (1):

-    Some say that there’s not much Indian left in Bobby Jindal. This can be likened to the time when Obama was considered to be too white.
-    Celebrity Birthdays

9AM (2):

-    Will Smith doesn’t want to work with his son on the big screen any more. Does this indicate he hates the kid?
-    The final season of Duck Dynasty will start airing tonight

9AM (3):

-    Emails

9AM (4):

-    Jessie Jackson has a new employee at the Rainbow Coalition. We’re wondering where our resumes ended up…
-    Emails
-    What announcement will Bobby Jindal make today?