5AM (1):
- Is the Discovery Channel to blame for the recent increase in shark attacks?
- Seems like the Carolinas can’t catch a break these days.
5AM (2):
- A Maine man has died after attempting to launch a mortar off the top of his head.
- A new report details the success of white people versus black people in New Orleans, post Hurricane Katrina. The study shows that white people are financially better off.
6AM (1):
- Audio: Condoleezza Rice played “Amazing Grace” on the piano during a duet on Independence Day
- Dozens killed by gunfire in Chicago over the weekend
- NASCAR will no longer be holding an award ceremony at a complex owned by Donald Trump.
- How long until the actions of the man that launched a mortar off his head causes the government to place a nationwide ban on the use of all fireworks?
6AM (2):
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- Parody: “American Women” – Women’s soccer is almost as exciting as men’s soccer.
- John Schneider, the actor that played Bo Duke is slamming TV Land for taking the Dukes of Hazard off the air.
6AM (3):
- Is “Jazeera” All Gore’s middle name?
- Network Al Jazeera aired a segment that made fun of Americans on the Fourth.
- We’ve been backing women’s soccer since day one.
- 66-year-old Billy Joel married his 33-year-old girlfriend over the weekend.
- Big news of the weekend: Matt Damon is now sporting a pony tail.
6AM (4):
- Audio: How many people know what they’re celebrating on the Fourth?
- America spends five times as much per student than once was the case.
- We’re going to confirm the rumor that Chloe Kardashian is dating a player on the Houston Rockets.
7AM (1)
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- Parody: What would the Dukes of Hazard sound like if it were filmed again to account for political correctness?
- Emails
- If George Bush would’ve auditioned for the role of Boy Wonder there’s probably a good chance he would’ve got the part.
- According to reports, the Great White shark population is on the rise. Seems like the shark world is the only place where whites are making a comeback.
7AM (2):
- Audio: Amy Schumer on race
- Trey Gowdy claims that he has proof that the Clintons created ISIS.
7AM (3):
- What are the top things that annoy sharks?
- NASCAR has taken a stance that it will remove the confederate flag from anything that the organization is associated with.
- This day in history
- Since every race is off limits these days, the only race left to make fun of is the Caucasian ‘cracker’
7AM (4):
- Audio: Hillary Clinton wants more pie
8AM (1):
- 166,000 is the number of illegals that were released by ICE last year alone.
- According to reports, the number of illegal immigrants in America may be as high as 20 million.
- Would you believe that some are concerned with the unsafe height of border fences in Arizona? Illegals are breaking their ankles crossing the fences; it’s necessary therefore that they be shortened or simply removed altogether.
8AM (2):
- Amazon has decided to use a new style of bubble wrap that uses less air than previous versions.
- When was the last time you threw out a package of Oreos for going bad?
- It’s about time we start banning all professional sports mascots
8AM (3):
- Street Audio: Producer Ken attended the final Grateful Dead concert in Chicago over the weekend. As expected, he met some unusual characters.
- A man in Maine died over the weekend after trying to launch a mortar off his head.
8AM (4):
- Emails – Heidi writes us for some dating advice
9AM (1):
- Celebrity Birthdays
- This day in history
9AM (2):
- TV Land will no longer air episodes of the Dukes of Hazard. Ironically, the DVD series available through Amazon is currently a best seller.
- Vanessa Williams has married a white man.
9AM (3):
- Why isn’t the US women’s soccer team making more headlines than it actually is?
- There’s a new king in the world and he’s cooler looking than King Obama
9AM (4):
** GREAT SEGMENT!
- Calls – Sandra has 36 years of experience with John Schneider and is FURIOUS at us for making nice comments about John Schneider.
