5AM (1):
- A new Oreo is on
the way, coined the “thin Oreo.” Fact is it’s only 7 fewer calories than the
traditional Oreo and it costs more.
- The biggest story
on CBS evening news last night pertained to Bill Cosby, not any significant
news story.
5AM (2):
- The official flag
of Minnesota is under fire for having an spear-wielding Indian and a white man
in the image
6AM (1):
- Obama doesn’t
believe that there’s such a thing as a ‘radical’ Muslim
- ISIS just got
2,500 new Humvees from the US military.
6AM (2):
- Audio: The
girlfriend of the Texas man that died after an encounter with a gator speaks
out.
- Bill Cosby
admitted in court that he did indeed drug various women over the years.
6AM (3):
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- Oreos are just
fine the way they are but Nabisco wants to make a thinner version and charge
you more.
- Audio: “What’s
wrong with the beer we got?”
- Parody: Slide on
into the new “Oreo thins”
- What’s wrong with
the flag we got… it wave pretty good don’t it?
- Emails
6AM (4):
- And now a good
story about slavery set to the tune of the Dueling Banjos
- Why isn’t Al
Sharpton in Chicago? A seven-year-old boy was gunned down over the weekend an
Al is nowhere to be found.
- A 27 year old
white man was left bloody and unconscious at a July 4th celebration
in Cincinnati over the weekend. A mob of black youth surrounded the man and
laughed after they beat him.
- Perhaps we should
call TV Land live on the radio and demand they put the Dukes of Hazard back on the air.
7AM (1)
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- Remember the
W&J diet plan? “Eat less, move around more.”
- Parody: Tommy
decides to swim with the alligators in this edition of “Famous Last Words” on
CMT.
7AM (2):
- Street Audio:
While Producer Ken was at the Grateful Dead concert in Chicago, he spoke to
some drug enthusiasts.
- Emails – John
Schneider super fan Sandra was a hit yesterday
- A professor in
Chicago wants you to know that all white people should “commit mass suicide” as
reparations for owning slaves whether or not your ancestors even owned slaves.
7AM (3):
- Street Audio:
While Ken was at the Grateful Dead concert, he met a group called the Twelve
Tribes. The group is a religious cult with communes around the globe.
Interestingly, the group encourages the practice of defecating in the woods.
7AM (4):
- Although the
price of coffee beans is going down, Starbucks is yet again raising the cost of
their coffee.
- Taser Report –
Today’s taser report comes out of New Zealand
8AM (1):
- A new study
indicates that men with larger stomachs last longer in bed, but we already knew
that.
- Guest: John
Schneider – actor, the Dukes of Hazard
8AM (2):
- Dustin Hoffman
has ‘F.U.’ money. According to the actor, most movies these days are shot in
under a month.
- Stop the show -
John actually made a compliment about GW Bailey!
8AM (3):
- The girl from The
Bachelor is just a whore, plain and simple.
- Audio: Why would
Amy Schumer make a great housewife?
- Breaking: The
home of Subway ambassador Jared Fogle has been raided on allegations of child porn.
8AM (4):
- Much like Greece,
we’ve become a nation of beggars.
9AM (1):
- Celebrity
Birthdays
- Why did Hillary
cordon off all the news reporters at her recent campaign appearance?
- This day in
history
- Audio: Jim
Gaffigan
- A group of
feminists wants women in the WNBA to be paid the same as men in the NBA.
9AM (2):
- DVD releases
- Morgan Freeman
and Diane Keaton starring in a movie just seems like a mismatch
- Mr. Eaux explains
why black people hate nature so much
9AM (3):
- Caitlin Jenner
wants to be a mommy
- This day in
history – It’s often overlooked that the vast majority of Hawaiians never
wanted to join the United States.
- Fun fact: More
Americans were killed this weekend by ISIS and illegal Mexicans than sharks
- ISIS flags were
flying at Big Ben in England
9AM (4):
- Warning: white
people may cause menstrual cramps!
- A Canadian man
copied a scene from the movie Up and
attached hundreds of helium-filled balloons to a lawn chair.
