5AM (1):
- Don Trump has
doubled down on his ‘Mexican hate’
- Hillary Clinton
is bought and paid for; why is this not in the headlines?
5AM (2):
- The NWS has
declared New Orleans a “Storm Ready” city.
6AM (1):
- Turns out that
Bruce Jenner, now Caitlyn Jenner, is a lesbian with a penis. We’re so confused…
- Billy Ed thinks
that animals are getting smarter. What implications that has on us he’s unsure
of, but they’re definitely getting more intelligent.
- We’re an official
Subway sandwich disposal site this morning. If you have any sandwiches you’d
like to bring us we’ll be happy to take them off your hands.
- Subway has
decided to part ways with longtime spokesperson Jared Fogle after recent
allegations of his involvement with child porn arose.
6AM (2):
- Parody: Quiznos
weighs in on allegations of Jared Fogle’s child porn collection
- Are the two dudes
in the Sonic commercials gay?
- We want to know
who wants a driverless car. Would you really feel safe going down the freeway
at 70 mph in a car controlled by a computer?
6AM (3):
- Parody: Call your
local television station and demand they remove The Jeffersons immediately!
- Mr. Kenneth wants
to congratulate Houston meteorologist Chita Johnson on her engagement.
- We’ve found that
people love to reject real news and just pay attention to the fake news.
6AM (4):
- The fact that
Donald Trump is telling the truth about illegals is offending liberals to no
end.
- New hosts have
been appointed to Don Trumps Miss Universe pageant
- Comic Con is this
weekend in San Diego
- Audio: Kenny Alan
– “What the hell is Comic Con?”
7AM (1)
- There’s a photo
floating around of Hillary Clinton shaking hands with a white supremacist.
- Emails –
Starbucks claims that the reason their prices are going up is because of the
$15/hr wage increase.
- According to
recent studies, over 20 percent of all Americans are on food stamps.
- Is Trey Gowdy
afraid that Hillary is going to have him killed?
7AM (2):
- There’s talk
about banning the confederate flag at national cemeteries.
- Bare knuckle
fighting was banned primarily because it was costing the boxing promoters too
much money.
- Calls – Bare
knuckle fighting in Hattiesburg
7AM (3):
- How many of you
have paid for Ariana Grande music?
7AM (4):
- Parody: Shirley Q
Liquor on the confederate flag
- Discovery Channel
has come up with Shark Fest. Some say the logo looks too similar to National
Geographic’s Shark Week logo.
- Perhaps we should
come up with a shark show of our own….
8AM (1):
- One rap artist
thinks that strip clubs are the epicenter for the creation of rap music.
- What’s the song
that makes you want to throw money?
8AM (2):
- Emails – Bradley
wants us to know that “black holes matter”
- Fun facts
8AM (3):
- Every now and
then the Lord does answer prayers. A man wielding a selfie stick was struck
dead by lightning while holding it high in the air.
- As of now all
United Airlines flights in the US have been grounded due to a glitch in the
computer automation system.
- Parody: Hey kids!
Have you tried Jared Fogle’s new kids menu at Subway?
- Do you have a
camp preference
8AM (4):
- How much of a
role did we play in the launch of Domino’s pizza?
- The guys recall
their time as the “Q Zoo” before the show became Walton & Johnson
- The lottery will
now add a seventh ball to the lottery system
- United Airlines
has grounded all flights in the US due to computer issues in their automation.
9AM (1):
- Emails – Ken
writes to tell us what song makes him want to throw money
- Why do NBA
players hate water?
- Celebrity
birthdays
- This day in history
9AM (2):
- Ariana Grande
hates the US.
- Is Ben Carson
actually black? We doubt Obama thinks so.
9AM (3):
- Would you try
fried chicken covered in pizza? KFC has created a new dish called the “Crispy
pizza chicken”
- Is there a black
guy out there with a white power tattoo?
9AM (4):
- If you like the
milk in your cereal cold, there’s a new food trend that involves putting ice
cubes in cereal.
