5AM (1):
- Bruce Jenner’s new show Caitlyn premiered over the weekend. We didn’t watch, but for $150 million we might consider becoming a woman too!
- We won’t respect Bruce Jenner until he cuts his penis off.
- Jackie Mason says that “NYC restaurants are subject to tougher inspections than Iran under nuclear deal.”
5AM (2):
- The key to a successful radio career is to simply show up. Trust us; you’ll have a leg up on everyone else by following this simple rule.
6AM (1):
- Members of the Westboro Baptist Church want to protest a funeral in Louisiana. Bobby Jindal has made it clear, however, that if any members show up they will be arrested immediately.
- There was a heavy body count in Chicago over the weekend.
6AM (2):
- Call us anti-transgender, but we didn’t catch Bruce Jenner’s new show over the weekend.
- It’s inevitable that once Bruce Jenner becomes a full-fledged woman, his driving skills will suffer immensely.
- Parody: Bruce Jenner – “I Feel like a Woman”
- Many of our listeners are now millionaires and you could be next!
6AM (3):
- What exactly does it mean to “toddle?”
- Weekend Chicago gun report
- You’ve heard of BINGO, but what about BANGO? We try out the game live on the air!
6AM (4):
- Did LeBron James intentionally ‘expose’ himself to TV viewers?
- Why does Quannel X think that he’s in Ferguson when he’s actually in Katy, TX?
7AM (1)
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- Looks like our new game “BANGO” is a hit!
- Street Audio: Producer Ken hit the streets to talk to “black lives matter” protesters about the Waller, TX incident.
- Billy Ed makes a stunning confession: He enjoyed ‘white privilege’ over the weekend.
- The message that MTV wants you to know is that, if you’re white, you should be ashamed of everything about your heritage. In fact, Caucasians have no heritage.
- Ponder this during the break: How many eyeballs do you think you could fit up your butt?
7AM (2):
- Good news for those that missed it: We may play BANGO again!
- How many cow eyeballs do you think you could fit up your butt?
- 5 Random Facts
- Ant Man was number one at the box office this weekend. Adam Sandler’s movie placed second.
7AM (3):
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- A new study reveals that far more women have used an excuse to get out of having sex than men. We already knew this, however.
- Street Audio: Part 2 of Producer Ken’s interaction with protesters at the “black lives matter” protest.
- Audio: Who knew this was a word?
- Coming up: A taser report with nudity
7AM (4):
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- Taser Report
8AM (1):
- Have you ever seen an animal have sex faster than a rabbit?
- Who taught you about sex?
- There was a time when the transition between bush and non-bush was clearly evident in Playboy.
8AM (2):
- You girls with nose rings need to realize that the ring was originally used for leading cattle around.
- Austin police arrested a 30-year-old naked man named Nathan as he tried to hump an old man.
8AM (3):
- This week is suicide awareness week. How will you celebrate?
8AM (4):
- This day in history
- The movie Purple Rain came out over 30 years ago and that makes us feel old.
9AM (1):
- Why is it that those that immigrate to the US from communist countries
- Would you have guessed that the translation of the word “Pinocchio” is “pine head/”
- Let’s play Dead or Alive
- This day in history
9AM (2):
- The alleged rape victims of Bill Cosby have appeared on the cover of New York magazine.
- Speaking of rape, how many women has Bill Clinton raped?
- Mayor Anise Parker redacted a statement she made on Twitter that referred to Houstonians as “bigots.”
9AM (3):
- A list has been compiled outlining the creepiest professional sports mascots of all time.
- A 34-year-old woman was recently busted for attempting to smuggle 13 pounds of illegal drugs across the Mexico-Arizona border. It was her attempt to flirt with the Border Patrol that raised red flags.
- The president of Kenya has essentially told Obama to go ‘f’ himself.
9AM (4):
- Billy Ed has a driving tip for you
- Some people just love the show because there’s not a lot of thinking that goes on.
