5AM (1):

-    Hillary Clinton made her new ‘climate change’ presentation yesterday. This makes sense because we all know politicians can control the climate simply by taxation.

5AM (2):

-    The Boy Scouts organization has modified their stance on openly gay scout leaders. This means in many cities, the organization will take a massive hit.

6AM (1):

-    This day in history
-    Barack uses our military as a front to make it appear that we’re actually fighting terrorism. In reality, we’re just wasting fuel and not utilizing our weapons.
-    Emails

6AM (2):

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-    Young people: Facebook has been supplanted by apps like Snap Chat and video-centric apps. Part of the problem is that too many old people are on Facebook.
-    Parody: New from the makers of Facebook – “MomBook”
-    Good news: Football season is almost here. How are the Texans looking?
-    How will NFL players respond to the league’s first female coach?

6AM (3):

-    Rob Thomas once called John his dad.
-    Parody: Producer Ken’s guide for calling the show
-    How does a dealership get the name “Cowboy Harley Davidson” anyways?
-    Breaking news in Houston: Besides the normal traffic conditions, there’s an overturned 18 wheeler at I-10 and the West Loop.

6AM (4):

-    Parody: Judge Hibaz will be a big hit…. somewhere.
-    This day in history
-    A waitress in Missouri got fired after treating a black couple with disrespect. When you hear what she did, you’ll scratch your head wondering why she was forced to leave.

 
7AM (1)

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-    Audio: Officer Higgins wants this punk ass in jail!

7AM (2):

-    Calls – Lt. Higgins is known as the “Cajun John Wayne”
-    We can’t talk about St. Landry Parish without talking about trucks.
-    Sam Elliot sure voices a hell of a truck commercial.

7AM (3):

-    Parody: Remember America, vote for Joe Biden. At least he’s not Hillary…
-    It’s been suggested that the FCC starts fining broadcasters for miscategorizing people’s gender and orientation.

7AM (4):

-    In female boxing, boobs are the male version of the “below the belt” region. There’s no punching the boobs.
-    Parody: Michael Jordan copies Bruce Jenner
-    The original purpose of the FCC was to regulate licensing so that 3 massive corporations couldn’t own 95 percent of the radio station across the country. We all know how that worked out…
-    Some would have you believe the right to not be offended is implicitly found in the Constitution.
-    Inconvenient truth: There are more slaves today that there were when slavery was legal.


8AM (1):

-    Audio: This woman wants the FCC to fine broadcasters that wrongly categorize transgendered people. After all, there are guidelines that have been put in place by GLAAD.

8AM (2):

-    Audio: Is John Kerry an attorney for the Ayatollah?
-    Why did we mind our parents when we were children? Was it the threat of corporal punishment?
-    Parents aren’t parents anymore; they’re simply child owners.

8AM (3):

-    Is it possible that Bill Cosby was listening to one of our shows when he raped a woman in New Orleans back in the ‘80s?
-    Does Bill Cosby have a rape journal?

8AM (4):

-    Why is Trump doing so well in the polls? Maybe it’s because America wants their spine back.

 
9AM (1):

-    Will it ever come out that Jerry Seinfeld drugged women?
-    Celebrity Birthdays
-    This day in history
-    What exactly is an ‘African style’ potato chip?

9AM (2):

-    A Houston rap station had their RDS system hacked to display the ‘n’ word.
-    Often cases it’s the race baiters themselves that place incendiary objects in their yards in an attempt to incite riot and racism.

9AM (3):

-    It’s not the young tattooed kids that you need to be afraid of; it’s the old WWII guys that you need to be scared of.
-    The two Florida boys lost at sea are just 17. Some are questioning whether or not they were old enough to take a boating trip.
-    Maybe Bill Cosby knows what African style is…
-    Coming up: Sources have finally revealed why Don Trump can’t be our next President.

9AM (4):

-    Sorry union guys, but all unions are essentially owned by a mob.
-    An Australian radio jock interviewed Amy Schumer and asked her some offensive questions.