5AM (1):
- Listen up
Millennials: Stop taking pictures of your food!
- Kermit the frog
and Miss Piggy have officially announced their ‘conscious uncoupling.’
5AM (2):
- Do yourself a
favor and check out the video of Ted Cruz cooking machine gun bacon.
- Kelly Osborne
wants to know who will clean Donald Trumps toilet when he deports all the
illegals.
- Barack has spent
his entire presidency badmouthing the rich despite the fact that hell leave the
Oval Office with more money than ever. Hows that for irony?
6AM (1):
- Any time you see
the Houston Texans in the national news you know its bad news.
- Is it just us or
do modern athletes seem a little more pussy than those of previous generations?
- Ray Rices agent
probably wanted him to cry during his public apology but Ray wasnt feeling in.
- In Iran, the
feels like temperature is 164 degrees.
- Billy Ed wants to
know why the leather in his truck melts but it never seems to melt while its
still on the cow. One of lifes great little mysteries…
- Emails – Listener
Magic is pissed at us and he wants us to know all about it!
6AM (2):
- Emails
- Calls – For a
first-caller, this guy made it worth it!
- The father of
Texans DE Jadeveon Clowney has been charged with attempted murder.
6AM (3):
- Audio: Donald
Trump turned the tables on Gawker when they released his phone number to the
public.
- Lenny Kravitz’s
balls spilled out on stage for all to see.
6AM (4):
- The FBI continues
to uncover more details about Hillarys email scam. According to the team
assigned to the operation, the email servers she was using were operating
outside of the bounds of United States law, which could mean possible prison
time for her.
- The fifth
iteration in the Planned Parenthood video series has been released. Question
is: how soon will they be put up on Netflix?
7AM (1)
- Whens the last
time you heard about the Twin Peaks shooting? Turns out the cops were wrong.
7AM (2):
- Parody: What if
the final episode of Seinfeld ended Breaking Bad style with Bryan Cranston?
- Mr. Eaux covers
the latest Apple news
7AM (3):
- Audio: Milton
Freidman discusses the concept of greed
- If you haven’t
ordered your W&J ten percenter t shirt, youre missing out.
7AM (4):
- Billy Ed has a
confession to make about a female jogger that exercises near the double wide…
8AM (1):
- Check out
Houstonrestaurantweeks.com and donate to a great charity that donates 100
percent of its proceeds to the cause.
- Today is the
birthday of the first man on the Moon. Some of our younger listeners may not
know who this was, however.
8AM (2):
- What was the
first song they played on American Bandstand?
- Emails – David
ordered himself a bunch of W&J t shirts last night. If you haven’t checked
them out, do yourself a favor and grab a few.
- A Utah W&J
listener ordered a case of gator pickle seasoning based on our recommendation.
8AM (3):
- 15 things you
should always keep in your car: The list includes jumper cables and tools but
we suggest a shotgun.
- Tragedy in India!
- India still uses
trains that were built in the late 1800s.
8AM (4):
- Where would you
guess the worlds biggest Dairy Queen is? The answer is Saudi Arabia.
- Its been 120
degrees the past few days in Iran, but the feels like temperature is over 120
degrees.
- Emails – Darren
wants to have a word with us about global warming.
- Louis Farrakhan
has called for thousands of his followers to go out and kill white people.
- Whats the most
sexually diseased city in the US?
9AM (1):
- What is the most
STD-laden city in the US? Turns out to be Montgomery, AL.
- Celebrity
Birthdays
- This day in
history
- Remember the
Chilean miner incident? That happened 5 years ago.
9AM (2):
- Why does Billy Ed
hate the Beatles so much?
- Have you seen the
video of Ted Cruz cooking bacon on the barrel of a machine gun?
- Instead of
shooting a machine gun with bacon wrapped around the barrel, Chris Christie
decided to talk about his sex life to drum up some publicity for his campaign.
- There is a new
series on NBC starting tonight called Mr. Robinson.
- Mayor Parker got
snarky after negative comments were made about her prized transgender
bathrooms.
9AM (3):
- Nabisco
Corporation is now being run by a woman who decided to outsource a portion of
the company to Mexico. Does this mean the latest generation of Oreos will be
spicier?
- The W&J t
shirts continue to fly off the online shelves. Get yours while you can!
9AM (4):
- Mayor Parker is
looking to shut down two black churches in Houstons Fifth Ward and build
libraries in their place.
- Have you checked
out Ronda Rouseys nearly-naked photos? Mr. Eaux approves and so will you!
- It is important
to remember that the Second Amendment was never written to allow citizens to
hunt; it was written to provide citizens the right to defend themselves from an
overruling government.
