Apparently, Texas teens are calling themselves werewolves now. (I'm so proud.)

The kids, wearing canine-ish contacts, fangs, clip-on tails and more emo-pride than lives in Edward Cullen's hair, belong to "wolf packs." They howl, bark and just hang out like normal kids do, man. But they're werewolves.

Let's get the San Antonio wolves together with New Orleans vampires...it'll make UFC look as tame as Greco-Roman wrestling.