A MAN WHO WAS CAUGHT MAKING SWEET LOVE TO A COW SAYS IT'S NOT HIS FAULT...THE COW SEDUCED HIM:

18-year-old Gusti Ngurah Alit lives in a small village on the island of Bali in Indonesia.  And on Friday, he was caught getting-it-on with a cow.  According to his village chief, quote, "[A neighbor] caught him standing naked while holding the back of the cow."
The village elders confronted him, but Gusti had a perfectly good explanation for his actions.  He says the cow took the form of a beautiful young woman and, quote, "called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her."
For his punishment he had to go through a ritual cleansing and pay a small fine.  Sadly, the seductress cow was put to death because she was considered bad luck 

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An Attorney In Miami Found Out That She Can't Go Braless When She Visits Her Client In Jail
 

32-year-old Brittney Horstman is an attorney in Miami, Florida.  Last week, she went to the Miami Federal Detention Center to have a meeting with a client who was locked up there.
When she passed through the metal detector, it went off.  She figured out that it was because of her underwire bra . . . but the guards still wouldn't let her through.
So she went into a bathroom, took off her bra, put back on her blouse and jacket, and went back over to the guards.  But they stopped her again . . . this time, because she was violating the prison guest dress code that REQUIRES A BRA.
Brittney ended up having to leave without meeting with her client.
Now that this is making news, a spokesman from the Miami Federal Detention Center says it was a mistake and it won't happen again.
Female attorneys ARE allowed to enter with underwire bras . . . the guards just have to use a handheld metal detector to be sure that the bra is what's setting off the detector.  The guards who stopped Brittney didn't know that policy.